Red Mosquito

the civil war is gonna be hilarious

CIVIL WAR 2: BATTLE OF THE MORANS

We'll make a fortune selling t-shirts Burt.

reminds me of my uber driver the other day. hyper environmentally conscious, yet a consumer of george soros conspiracy theories. the lord makes ‘em in all shapes and sizes

Vape shopper looks like Vanilla Ice

verb_to_trust wrote:Vape shopper looks like Vanilla Ice

lol yes

96583UP wrote:reminds me of my uber driver the other day. hyper environmentally conscious, yet a consumer of george soros conspiracy theories. the lord makes ‘em in all shapes and sizes

I had one the other day that had a little scrolling LED banner that was a mix of rules for his car and weird political shit. Gave me a good recipe for sicilian octopus though.

The walls/wheels stuff from today is just a perfect encapsulation of this past year and our snake-oil-salesman president. Happy new year.

I wonder which secret service agent melania will be kissing when the 'ball drops'

For some reason I keep picturing the end of "Best in Show".

bune wrote:For some reason I keep picturing the end of "Best in Show".

Waddup Dickneck

lol

What kind of cognitive dissonance will the Mad Dog fans come up with now?

Trump Trashes Mattis After Exit: ‘What’s He Done for Me?’

Bonus insanity:

Saying that U.S. generals have done a bad job in Afghanistan over almost two decades, Trump volunteered that “I think I would’ve been a good general, but who knows.”

"I might have made a good general, who knows?"
--Donald J. Trump, Jan 2 2019

Fellas we’re busted

shit

I guarantee you it’s the red necks who drive oversized off road trucks and drink natty light that are trashing the parks right now. No question.

Shutdown: lost

Fox News cares about the environment all of a sudden?

Well it’s a start

The volcano smoke of this wall shutdown fight is set to become a full scape eruption over subpoena power, privilege, investigative responsibility, and finances. Between unfilled posts, furloughed departments, temporary acting appointments, funding stops, and intransigent demands, our government is the most disfunctional and least operational it’s been in our lifetimes. Everything is a mess, but the pressure to act in a bipartisan manner has never been weaker for either side.

2019 recommendations: protective eyewear.