Red Mosquito

Good catch. Peeps is patient and has excellent trigger discipline.

He's a maniac

I'm just happy he has the wherewithal to not carry a gun

In the wrong hands a car can be just as dangerous

i meant i probably would have shot someone


im very calm when i drive but people piss me off with their driving habits. if you know you are making a left at the mckees rocks bridge dont ride in the right lane and then stop so someone lets you in the passing lane then to the left turn lane and you block two lanes of traffic because you suck at planning

also don't speed through parking lots like you're having a baby when you're not having a baby

and use your turn signals, people. geeeeez...

Peeps strikes me as someone with a short fuse, at least in his own private spaces like inside his house or his car.

Like me. I am the same way.

When I’m eating a piece of margherita pizza or anything with a hot tomato slice in it and i take a bite then the whole hot as lava slice falls off and sticks to my chin

E.H. Ruddock wrote:When I’m eating a piece of margherita pizza or anything with a hot tomato slice in it and i take a bite then the whole hot as lava slice falls off and sticks to my chin

God this hurts just to read

E.H. Ruddock wrote:When I’m eating a piece of margherita pizza or anything with a hot tomato slice in it and i take a bite then the whole hot as lava slice falls off and sticks to my chin

So you are blaming the tomato slice here?

I hate when you drink a lot of water and then go to sleep, so then you have to pee in your dream, so you do, but you just piss forever because you aren't peeing in real life, so you are stuck in an infinite pee loop dream.

That has never happened to me. Needing to pee just wakes me up

I've been drinking more water this week in an attempt to hold off possible migraines, but now I've had two pee dreams. They usually interrupt the plot of whatever cool dream I'm having. Very annoying.

convinced more than ever that burt's a teenager

Oh so I'm the only one? Bullshit.

I feel like if i pee in my dream I’ll pee the bed. Pretty sure i just wake up if i have to go. Not sure i ever remember pissing in my dreams

Yeah it's normal to just wake up. Burt's shit is busted.

Native Americans used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks. Imagine if they were a bunch of Burts.

Never heard that before. Interesting.