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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 11:13 am
by bart
Jorge wrote:Native Americans used to drink water to wake up early for their attacks. Imagine if they were a bunch of Burts.
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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 12:01 pm
by 96583UP
plenty of gaspacho for everyone

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 2:52 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
96583UP wrote:plenty of gaspacho for everyone
My wife just made some. Come on over!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat May 06, 2023 2:54 pm
by wease
God, I love gazpacho. Unfortunately, Mrs Wease does not so I don’t get to have it very often.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 4:00 pm
by doug rr
that the sun comes out and shines bright at 530am

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 2:17 am
by Rangi Guy
doug rr wrote:that the sun comes out and shines bright at 530am
I'm up at 5 most mornings - I love that time of year when the sun is out just after I get up

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 4:30 am
by Ello Sailor
Rangi is alpha as fuck. Rooster-ass mfer.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 2:53 am
by Ello Sailor
When you click on a single on Spotify and, even though it has no b-sides, it wants you to then manually select the song you want. There's only one song! Take a guess! Play that shit already!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sat May 13, 2023 3:02 am
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:Rangi is alpha as fuck. Rooster-ass mfer.
it's cuz he has to pee dude

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 5:19 pm
by JuanHamm
People who call wasps bees

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 1:40 pm
by Bammer
Incessant use of the word “community” - in particular to describe very very large groups of people who really don’t even know each other, don’t necessarily share values/worldview, or live even remotely close to each other.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 2:10 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 2:10 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 2:17 pm
by BurtReynolds
Bammer wrote:Incessant use of the word “community” - in particular to describe very very large groups of people who really don’t even know each other, don’t necessarily share values/worldview, or live even remotely close to each other.
God yes.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 3:23 pm
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:Incessant use of the word “community” - in particular to describe very very large groups of people who really don’t even know each other, don’t necessarily share values/worldview, or live even remotely close to each other.
Example please
I’m so glad you asked!

In this example, the author attempts to lump the overwhelming majority of the human population into a “community”:
Spoiler: show
B wrote:Maybe we could put trans kids in zoos to make sure they get the care that the straight community thinks is best for them.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 4:36 pm
by bodysnatcher
Speaking of community, I’ll add Joel McHale to my list of irrationally hated things

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 7:44 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
bodysnatcher wrote:Speaking of community, I’ll add Joel McHale to my list of irrationally hated things
Oh yeah that's a good one.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 10:42 pm
by bart
I don’t like him when he’s not on Community

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Tue June 13, 2023 10:43 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed June 14, 2023 12:59 am
by spike
Influencer?