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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 9:39 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 9:59 pm
by B
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so
If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 10:03 pm
by LetMeSleep
I only watch for the props. I love a good set dressing.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 10:04 pm
by epilogue
LetMeSleep wrote:I only watch for the props. I love a good set dressing.
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Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 10:58 pm
by dimejinky99
I’m only gonna watch this to see what the falcon used to look like and no doubt complain about how they screwed it up.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 11:05 pm
by LetMeSleep
This will probably end up being a decent ride.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Thu December 28, 2017 11:20 pm
by dimejinky99
Pew pew pewwwww


Nobody’s posted that in years.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:03 am
by LoathedVermin72
B wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so
If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?
A whole bunch of different reasons entirely dependent on each individual movie.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:04 am
by BurtReynolds
B wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I don’t care but I don’t watch movies because I care what characters do so
If you don't care about the characters, why do you watch movies?
NEVER FUCKING ASK HIM THESE QUESTIONS ARE YOU CRAZY OMG

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:12 am
by BurtReynolds
This movie will be so much fun to watch, especially knowing that after this movie he goes on to fight a long pointless war that he loses, then get divorced from the love of his life and retreat back to a sad, lonely existence after he raises a genocidal maniac of a son who eventually murders him!

THIS IS WHAT FUN IS ENJOY THE RIDE WEEEEEEEEE

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:14 am
by bune
Isn't that the same argument used against the prequels?

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:15 am
by BurtReynolds
No. There were a million arguments against the prequels. That isn't one of them.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:33 am
by bune
No, I'm pretty sure more than one person said, "I don't care about Darth Vader as a kid, and we know he dies so what's the point."

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:34 am
by BurtReynolds
Name those people. I don't believe that.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:39 am
by BurtReynolds
I mean, tons of people said they don't care about what Vader was like as a kid. I've said that. I mean, who gives a shit what Vader was like as a kid? That's insane. What kind of chinless neckbeard would make that movie?

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That has nothing to do with the fact that he dies later though. Never heard anyone say that.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:48 am
by epilogue
Everybody dies, Burt.

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:49 am
by stip
burt likes it when everyone lives happily ever after and nothing changes

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:50 am
by LoathedVermin72
durdencommatyler wrote:Everybody dies, Burt.
Yes but not everyone dies a divorced loser...and at the hands of their son

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:50 am
by LoathedVermin72
stip wrote:burt likes it when everyone lives happily ever after and nothing changes
How terrible

Re: Star Wars: Han Solo (5/25/2018)

Posted: Fri December 29, 2017 12:50 am
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Everybody dies, Burt.
Yes but not everyone dies a divorced loser...and at the hands of their son
Exactly. That's some interesting shit right there.