Red Mosquito

Peeps wrote:

spike wrote:Used to be like a quarter or two, but I too paid $3 for air yesterday to fill my mom’s tires.

But there is no inflation according to last night’s SOTU.

so you couldn't put air in the tires?

thanks obama

spike wrote:Used to be like a quarter or two, but I too paid $3 for air yesterday to fill my mom’s tires.

It is free in many states should you ask, in CT a free option is mandatory.

$3 def the highest i've heard

some highway rest stops now have it for free

gas stations near me still $1 in quarters

i did buy my own pump but always realize i need the air when i am crunched for time and just leaving the house

instead of parking and going in and setting the thing up i just go to the gas station

and do my best F1 pit speed impression

Ello Sailor wrote:I think I might have the rona. Feel run down and everything tastes metallic.

I didn't even know it was still around! Such a shitty deal.

damn

feel better Ello

That’s what happens when you abandon your battlestation.

Actually though. I've been babysitting my baby nieces a bunch and I just go to places I normally wouldn't. The packed-ass indoor pool, for example. I'm a beach guy, but toddler swim lessons sometimes require an assist. I love it, but if I had locked into the battlestation, this would never have happened.

little kids / kid places are the outbreak monkey

Absolutely. Those little fucks.

yeah, they really are.

most of my friends spent their year ill because of their kids.

Stay inside in front of your screens and pound those vitamin D tablets. That’s peak manhood.

spike wrote:Stay inside in front of your screens and pound those vitamin D tablets. That’s peak manhood.

If it only has two screens, is it still a battleststion? Or is that only 3+ screens w/ swiveling elbow support?

Ello Sailor wrote:

spike wrote:Stay inside in front of your screens and pound those vitamin D tablets. That’s peak manhood.

If it only has two screens, is it still a battleststion? Or is that only 3+ screens w/ swiveling elbow support?

it's less about screen count and more about how out of touch you are with the actual human experience

Hahaha. It's funny because it's true.

I'm sitting in my car in a parking lot because I just got canceled on and I'm feeling a little bummed. I was thinking about the cosmos last night and that always gets me a little depressed, too. But, yeah, I'm sitting in my car and it's cold and I'm sad and I'm not really sure what I'm doing and in front of me all of a sudden is this poor woman with three maniac children. Two of them are screaming, one is just punching the side of her Subaru gleefully. She's yelling at them to get in the car and how their problem is that none of them listen. I sure am damn glad I don't have kids. Can you imagine?

UPDATE: There was a cute little baby eating from a bag of chips at Trader Joe's with her two moms and I actually think having one kid is a reasonable choice. Speaking as a second child, having more than one kid is just a wild choice

Purposefully getting pregnant or impregnating someone is crazy to me, though, that's still true

it's not for everyone, dude. it can be chaos, but it's one of the best chaos there is

Self wrote:it's not for everyone, dude. it can be chaos, but it's one of the best chaos there is

Hell yeah, buddy

what were you canceled from?