The Home Improvement Thread

[Bammer]

but the war is not over

as my vinyl screws have not yet arrived

Just use zip ties

[daft twat]

I want to convert our detached garage into a music/yoga studio.

it snows in vail, right?

Correct, doug. Why do you ask?

I understand his question. Half the people in my Minnesota neighborhood have their garages packed with shit and park in the driveway. That’s insane to me. A garage is a really good and practical idea.

[96583UP]

but the war is not over

as my vinyl screws have not yet arrived

Just use zip ties

the vinyl screws arrived

now just need the jade monkey

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[96583UP]

but the war is not over

as my vinyl screws have not yet arrived

Just use zip ties

the vinyl screws arrived

now just need the jade monkey

Actually, sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in your glove compartment.

now we just need the road maps and the ice scrapers

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[Bammer]

A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.

I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though

I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork and this typifies the difference between men and women.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.

I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though

I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork. This typifies the difference between men and women for me.

okay but how is her butt

[Bammer]

A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.

I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though

I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork. This typifies the difference between men and women for me.

okay but how is her butt

Trust me you’re not interested

[lennytheweedwhacker]

A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.

I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though

I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork. This typifies the difference between men and women for me.

okay but how is her butt

Trust me you’re not interested

text me a pic of her

[96583UP]

i had some latino guys doing some pavers last weekend and they were blasting their festive music

it was a pretty festive paver session

[96583UP]

i brought them coke and pizza

cause i am a man of the people

[lennytheweedwhacker]

cool guys

[96583UP]

maybe you can court one of their daughters

[lennytheweedwhacker]

maybe you can court one of their daughters

by court do you mean play 1 on 1 in a game of basketball?

[96583UP]

no i meant a simultaneous show of respect for elders and expression of interest in a union of fidelity and adequate resource provision

[lennytheweedwhacker]

no i meant a simultaneous show of respect for elders and expression of interest in a union of fidelity and adequate resource provision

so horny

[96583UP]

arrive on time in your nicest collared shirt, freshly ironed

bring flowers

wash

wear your nice shoes

and we'll see

[lennytheweedwhacker]

arrive on time in your nicest collared shirt, freshly ironed

bring flowers

wash

wear your nice shoes

and we'll see

my nicest shirt is a fubu

[ghost]

List of things I took for granted at my old house:

A functioning shower