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Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Mon August 17, 2020 2:29 pm
by Bammer
96583UP wrote:but the war is not over

as my vinyl screws have not yet arrived
Just use zip ties

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 2:39 am
by daft twat
Strat wrote:
doug rr wrote:
Strat wrote:I want to convert our detached garage into a music/yoga studio.
it snows in vail, right?
Correct, doug. Why do you ask?
I understand his question. Half the people in my Minnesota neighborhood have their garages packed with shit and park in the driveway. That’s insane to me. A garage is a really good and practical idea.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 3:23 am
by 96583UP
Bammer wrote:
96583UP wrote:but the war is not over

as my vinyl screws have not yet arrived
Just use zip ties
the vinyl screws arrived

now just need the jade monkey

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 3:26 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 3:36 am
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Bammer wrote:
96583UP wrote:but the war is not over

as my vinyl screws have not yet arrived
Just use zip ties
the vinyl screws arrived

now just need the jade monkey
Actually, sir, we found the Jade Monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
now we just need the road maps and the ice scrapers

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue August 18, 2020 3:38 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:27 am
by Bammer
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.
I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though
I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork and this typifies the difference between men and women.

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:28 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Bammer wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.
I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though
I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork. This typifies the difference between men and women for me.
okay but how is her butt

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:28 am
by Bammer
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.
I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though
I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork. This typifies the difference between men and women for me.
okay but how is her butt
Trust me you’re not interested

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:30 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Bammer wrote:A playlist?

You’re doing it wrong.

Just put all your Rage on shuffle. This is the way.
I need their version of "how I could just kill a man" to play like every third song though
I saw my (female) neighbor out gardening this weekend and she had EV’s Ukulele Songs album going. Contrast that with my typical RATM and the like while doing yardwork. This typifies the difference between men and women for me.
okay but how is her butt
Trust me you’re not interested
text me a pic of her

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:31 am
by 96583UP
i had some latino guys doing some pavers last weekend and they were blasting their festive music

it was a pretty festive paver session

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:32 am
by 96583UP
i brought them coke and pizza

cause i am a man of the people

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:33 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
cool guys

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:40 am
by 96583UP
maybe you can court one of their daughters

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:41 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:maybe you can court one of their daughters
by court do you mean play 1 on 1 in a game of basketball?

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:52 am
by 96583UP
no i meant a simultaneous show of respect for elders and expression of interest in a union of fidelity and adequate resource provision

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 2:58 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:no i meant a simultaneous show of respect for elders and expression of interest in a union of fidelity and adequate resource provision
so horny

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 3:04 am
by 96583UP
arrive on time in your nicest collared shirt, freshly ironed

bring flowers

wash

wear your nice shoes

and we'll see

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 3:04 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:arrive on time in your nicest collared shirt, freshly ironed

bring flowers

wash

wear your nice shoes

and we'll see
my nicest shirt is a fubu

Re: The Home Improvement Thread

Posted: Tue September 01, 2020 3:28 am
by ghost
List of things I took for granted at my old house:

A functioning shower