The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

[wease]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

[bodysnatcher]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

I’m going to be late

[wease]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

I’m going to be late

Goddammit

[bodysnatcher]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

I’m going to be late

Goddammit

Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.

[wease]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

I’m going to be late

Goddammit

Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.

How the fuck were you able to edit that as I was quoting you and it change when I submitted?

[bodysnatcher]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

I’m going to be late

Goddammit

Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.

How the fuck were you able to edit that as I was quoting you and it change when I submitted?

Just another skill I can bring to your team.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

I'm cancelling my interview.

[wease]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?

I’ve got you down for 1:30

I’m going to be late

Goddammit

Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.

How the fuck were you able to edit that as I was quoting you and it change when I submitted?

Just another skill I can bring to your team.

It’s more than anyone else has, I assure you

[wease]

Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.

I'm cancelling my interview.

Oh, I rejected you after reading your application.

[spike]

can you squeeze me in?

[wease]

I can do 3:00

[spike]

I’m only available 2:00-2:10 can you make that work?

[wease]

Well, if I knew if my 2:00 was gonna no show I might could get you in. Come on in and I’ll put you on standby

[bodysnatcher]

Guaranteed no show at 2:00

[spike]

Okay, I’ll see you at 4.

[wease]

Noon appt didn’t show

[bodysnatcher]

Guaranteed no show at 2:00

5 mins til showdown

[wease]

She showed

Now, on to 4:00

[spike]

Wease never showed for our 2:00. Unbelievable.