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Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:28 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:28 pm
by bodysnatcher
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30
I’m going to be late

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:29 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30
I’m going to be late
Goddammit

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:32 pm
by bodysnatcher
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30
I’m going to be late
Goddammit
Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:34 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30
I’m going to be late
Goddammit
Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.
How the fuck were you able to edit that as I was quoting you and it change when I submitted?

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:34 pm
by bodysnatcher
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30
I’m going to be late
Goddammit
Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.
How the fuck were you able to edit that as I was quoting you and it change when I submitted?
Just another skill I can bring to your team.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:35 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:36 pm
by BurtReynolds
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
I'm cancelling my interview.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:37 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
Feel like I got sucked into a time loop.

When am I?
I’ve got you down for 1:30
I’m going to be late
Goddammit
Hey at least I told you a few hours in advance! That’s gotta give me a leg up.
How the fuck were you able to edit that as I was quoting you and it change when I submitted?
Just another skill I can bring to your team.
It’s more than anyone else has, I assure you

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:38 pm
by wease
BurtReynolds wrote:
wease wrote:Five interviews scheduled for the day. The first is already a no show.
I'm cancelling my interview.
Oh, I rejected you after reading your application.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:41 pm
by spike
can you squeeze me in?

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 3:45 pm
by wease
I can do 3:00

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 4:02 pm
by spike
I’m only available 2:00-2:10 can you make that work?

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 4:06 pm
by wease
Well, if I knew if my 2:00 was gonna no show I might could get you in. Come on in and I’ll put you on standby

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 4:14 pm
by bodysnatcher
Guaranteed no show at 2:00

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 4:18 pm
by spike
Okay, I’ll see you at 4.

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 7:10 pm
by wease
Noon appt didn’t show

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 7:45 pm
by bodysnatcher
bodysnatcher wrote:Guaranteed no show at 2:00
5 mins til showdown

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 8:39 pm
by wease
She showed

Now, on to 4:00

Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread

Posted: Fri March 08, 2024 8:43 pm
by spike
Wease never showed for our 2:00. Unbelievable.