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Lawrence Taylor.
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you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
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dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
he just made the team.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
he just made the team.
Do you think Ruddo, you and myself could beat him up?
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
he just made the team.
Do you think Ruddo, you and myself could beat him up?
i think we could get a few good hits in.
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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
he just made the team.
Do you think Ruddo, you and myself could beat him up?
i think we could get a few good hits in.
I think if Ruddo can at least keep him tied up or distracted, either you or myself can continuously swing wildly at the groinal area. Not sure what the other person would do, but we have time to figure that out.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
he just made the team.
Do you think Ruddo, you and myself could beat him up?
i think we could get a few good hits in.
I think if Ruddo can at least keep him tied up or distracted, either you or myself can continuously swing wildly at the groinal area. Not sure what the other person would do, but we have time to figure that out.
okay, hear me out...

because Ruddo is supposedly 7ft tall, he punches nipples and above. one of us will take swings at the groinal area, while the other does this...

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dad wrote:okay.

what about player personnel?
Vince Wilfork was a tough negotiator.
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i'm going to miss this handsome ass mofo. he'll always be a Patriot.
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:haha:


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dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:you think he can chase down and murder josh allen?
Definitely the latter.
he just made the team.
Do you think Ruddo, you and myself could beat him up?
i think we could get a few good hits in.
I think if Ruddo can at least keep him tied up or distracted, either you or myself can continuously swing wildly at the groinal area. Not sure what the other person would do, but we have time to figure that out.
okay, hear me out...

because Ruddo is supposedly 7ft tall, he punches nipples and above. one of us will take swings at the groinal area, while the other does this...

Works for me. I'd be glad to hit either the butt or groinal area.
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NFL Network's Mike Giardi reports Adam Gase's name "keeps popping up" among NFL sources discussing the Patriots' offensive coordinator vacancy.

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"It is possible to create over $19.4M in cap space by extending these six players: Davon Godchaux - $2.7M, Hunter Henry - $5M, Jake Bailey - $2.421M, Kendrick Bourne - $1,798,334M, Nelson Agholor - $3.94M, and Shaq Mason - $3,586,667M." -PatsCap Twitter

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elliseamos wrote:NFL Network's Mike Giardi reports Adam Gase's name "keeps popping up" among NFL sources discussing the Patriots' offensive coordinator vacancy.

*kid with glass of milk gif*
ewwwwwww...no.
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Right? I can't beleive this is really a possibility.
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If Gase gests another job -- not just an HC job, but literally any job in an NFL stadium outside of beer vender -- it just proves Flores' lawsuit.
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epilogue wrote:If Gase gests another job -- not just an HC job, but literally any job in an NFL stadium outside of beer vender -- it just proves Flores' lawsuit.
you know it'll happen.
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dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:If Gase gests another job -- not just an HC job, but literally any job in an NFL stadium outside of beer vender -- it just proves Flores' lawsuit.
you know it'll happen.
100%

And that's the point.
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Told you deflategate was shit.

Team should get an extra 1st this year and Tom should his 4 game checks back.
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