Anybody want a Corona?

[dad]

i think our work is done here.

[E.H. Ruddock]

so... they work?

That's what everyone keeps saying. You all seem very worried for his life however.

Fuck you, asshole. There were times yesterday afternoon when I could barely take a breath. I’m so glad you’re here to make fun of it and blow it off as nothing. Fucking douchebag.

I'm just trying to be positive about it. You'll end up okay. Why make another post saying "hope you pull through bud" like you are terminally ill? I feel like that just adds to the hysteria.

Lol stay classy verb. It's understandable though since you've never had any major health scare in your life... Oh wait

[verb_to_trust]

When I had a health problems I really hated it when people wished me well. You absolute ghouls making fun of me about it was actually preferable as it at least never took me to a place of worry. Nobody ever quotes the nice things I say. I said I like wease even though I know he's disgusted by me. I also said he'll be fine when others are "hoping" and "sorry". I'm just a different guy when it comes to this stuff. I definitely agree I should have just kept my mouth shut.

[tree_]

I’m glad you’re you, verb

[dad]

you're a good guy with a kind heart, tree.

[tree_]

I’m glad I’m not him though

[verb_to_trust]

I’m glad I’m not him though

Why would any of us want to be someone else?

[tree_]

Exactly. I don’t want to see your dick

[verb_to_trust]

Exactly. I don’t want to see your dick

You'd be able to run faster though

[tree_]

Let me think about it

[verb_to_trust]

Let me think about it

To be clear, you would still be slow relative to real runners

[tree_]

It’s a wash

[verb_to_trust]

If you could trade places with one RMer for a day other than Doug who would you pick?

[tree_]

The corona virus, so that one day I will be with every one of you

[verb_to_trust]

I'd trade places with Dr Frasier Crane so I could post earnestly again and be nice to people but the mods banned him.

[spike]

I definitely agree I should have just kept my mouth shut.

words to live by verb

[tree_]

Nah it’s good to be able to talk it out with friends. No harm, no foul.

[McParadigm]

If you could trade places with one RMer for a day other than Doug who would you pick?

Ten club bot

[McParadigm]

I spelled stip wrong just now, but you know who I meant.

[bada]

I’d rather have my balls busted than sympathy too but you also gotta know your audience.