Red Mosquito

Monkey_Driven wrote:

swan wrote:Compound fracture of the tibia & fibula. I was watching the game when it happened & they wouldn't even show a replay. I strongly suggest not watching it.

Feel terrible for Nurk, he was having a fantastic season. Team's chances in the playoffs are also likely cooked without him. So depressing being a Blazer fan.

Blazers have had some really bad luck around this time of year. Maybe they'll get a favorable matchup in the first round and at least get a decent series.

They should try and tank now

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

swan wrote:Compound fracture of the tibia & fibula. I was watching the game when it happened & they wouldn't even show a replay. I strongly suggest not watching it.

Feel terrible for Nurk, he was having a fantastic season. Team's chances in the playoffs are also likely cooked without him. So depressing being a Blazer fan.

Blazers have had some really bad luck around this time of year. Maybe they'll get a favorable matchup in the first round and at least get a decent series.

They should try and tank now

To get the 8th seed?

Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

Maybe they can write a letter.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

Maybe they can write a letter.

LeBron would probably co-sign it.

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

I’d draft Morant

4/5 wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

Maybe they can write a letter.

LeBron would probably co-sign it.

He's already planned a vacation for late April/early May before the Space Jam shoot.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

4/5 wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

Maybe they can write a letter.

LeBron would probably co-sign it.

He's already planned a vacation for late April/early May before the Space Jam shoot.

Here's to hoping he's planned to shoot a thousand free throws every day for the next five months.

4/5 wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

4/5 wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

Maybe they can write a letter.

LeBron would probably co-sign it.

He's already planned a vacation for late April/early May before the Space Jam shoot.

Here's to hoping he's planned to shoot a thousand free throws every day for the next five months.

yeah, what the hell happened there?

Monkey_Driven wrote:

4/5 wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

4/5 wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Last lottery spot still technically has a chance at Zion

They've clinched a playoff spot.

Well then they should unclinch

Maybe they can write a letter.

LeBron would probably co-sign it.

He's already planned a vacation for late April/early May before the Space Jam shoot.

Here's to hoping he's planned to shoot a thousand free throws every day for the next five months.

yeah, what the hell happened there?

Maybe he should be shooting them lefty.

Another Devin Booker special tonight. Out dueled by a better player (Beal) who scored half the points Booker did but was on the winning team.

Jimmy Butler sounded like a douchebag on Hot Ones

Kristrapes Porzingrape

verb_to_trust wrote:Kristrapes Porzingrape

Takes a special talent to rape someone hours after tearing their ACL.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Kristrapes Porzingrape

Takes a special talent to rape someone hours after tearing their ACL.

It's certainly one way to get out some frustration.

Verb, I have an exercise that I think you’ll enjoy.

It’s no secret that you hate-watch the NBA. I am not sure there’s a single player that you like. I do, however, understand you want the Bulls to win.

So ...

Name me your dream coach, GM, and (realistic) roster for the Bulls (players that you actually want to root for and you think can win ... and I realize that the league has become lame in this respect but you can’t have 7 All Star starters on your squad, be realistic).

You can snap your fingers right now and make it so. Also name your late first-round draft pick this summer.

Who ya got?

I'll do this tomorrow on company time. Stay tuned.

This should be interesting.