Red Mosquito

I have a cooling body pillow in the cart but have become bullish on hittin' the ol Submit button

Jorge wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 12:35 am Wipe your surfaces

Who has time to dust their skeletons these days?

wease wrote: Tue September 16, 2025 4:57 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:Bit the bullet and got a nice adjustable standing desk. Absolute best purchase I've made in years.

Any furniture can be sex furniture with the right state of mind

lol

BurtReynolds wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 11:24 pm bought a new gator head.

A picture really is worth a million words

Where do you even start

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 1:04 am I have a cooling body pillow in the cart but have become bullish on hittin' the ol Submit button

What does that even mean

Dev wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 1:37 am

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 1:04 am I have a cooling body pillow in the cart but have become bullish on hittin' the ol Submit button

What does that even mean

Give it a try. I promise you can do it.

Of course Burt’s apartment looks like the Mesa Hub in Westworld.

He was dead serious about hating beige

Dev wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 2:00 am He was dead serious about hating beige

Dev wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 1:36 am

A picture really is worth a million words

Where do you even start

You may ask one question about the Shelves of Random Bullshit.

That picture is kinda bumming me out. Just a chaotic, unkempt assemblage of things. No aesthetic care in how it’s presented or maintained. No joy at all. Come on, Burt. You deserve better than that for yourself.

you should see my garage.

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:19 am you should see my garage.

We should show it to us please

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:21 am

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:19 am you should see my garage.

We should show it to us please

Imagine a big beautiful red paperweight surrounded by tools, parts and boxes of books.

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 9:05 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:21 am

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:19 am you should see my garage.

We should show it to us please

Imagine a big beautiful red paperweight surrounded by tools, parts and boxes of books.

I can't just show us

BurtReynolds wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 2:53 am

Dev wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 1:36 am

A picture really is worth a million words

Where do you even start

You may ask one question about the Shelves of Random Bullshit.

It's like the lair of a depressed GameStop employee, photographed by Terry Richardson

Who is that?