wease wrote: Sun July 12, 2026 9:39 pm
Finished taking my colonoscopy prep about an hour ago. I’m supposed to be drinking 16oz of water right now, but I’m afraid to get off the toilet.
this is what we created the poop thread for
we expect hourly updates
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wease wrote: Sun July 12, 2026 9:39 pm
Finished taking my colonoscopy prep about an hour ago. I’m supposed to be drinking 16oz of water right now, but I’m afraid to get off the toilet.
this is what we created the poop thread for
we expect hourly updates
I’m not sure there will be any differences on an hourly basis.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
wease wrote: Sun July 12, 2026 9:39 pm
Finished taking my colonoscopy prep about an hour ago. I’m supposed to be drinking 16oz of water right now, but I’m afraid to get off the toilet.
this is what we created the poop thread for
we expect hourly updates
I’m not sure there will be any differences on an hourly basis.
We need the hourly data points regardless
Also - send daily samples to Spike for independent analysis
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wease wrote: Sun July 12, 2026 9:39 pm
Finished taking my colonoscopy prep about an hour ago. I’m supposed to be drinking 16oz of water right now, but I’m afraid to get off the toilet.
this is what we created the poop thread for
we expect hourly updates
Is it really poop any more if you’re pissing out of your ass?
wease wrote: Sun July 12, 2026 9:39 pm
Finished taking my colonoscopy prep about an hour ago. I’m supposed to be drinking 16oz of water right now, but I’m afraid to get off the toilet.
this is what we created the poop thread for
we expect hourly updates
Is it really poop any more if you’re pissing out of your ass?
Fair point, but I’ve not gotten there yet.
What happened to me about 30 minutes ago shouldn’t happen to any living human. Well, except to Trump.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
wease wrote: Sun July 12, 2026 9:39 pm
Finished taking my colonoscopy prep about an hour ago. I’m supposed to be drinking 16oz of water right now, but I’m afraid to get off the toilet.
this is what we created the poop thread for
we expect hourly updates
Is it really poop any more if you’re pissing out of your ass?
Well, I’ve only pooped 3 times since taking the second half of my prep at midnight. I had to space drinking a bunch of water out so I didn’t actually get to try and sleep until 3am then I had to wake up at 4:30 to take my daily meds they let me take today. Then back up at 6:00 but I had already been awake for a while with my belly churning. Now, my worry is whether or not they’ll get to do it. Everything coming out isn’t clear like I expected it to be so I’m hoping I’m cleaned out enough to allow them to perform the procedure. I’m not ravenously hungry like I expected to be, but I am ready to eat. And my bunghole really hurts.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
On the way home. No polyps. Some diverticulosis. Need to increase fiber, which I thought I was doing well on.
They didn’t ask me to fart before leaving. They just wanted to make sure I could walk after coming out of anesthesia. I told them I was ready, but that was a pretty wobbly walk to the car. I’m actually still very scared to attempt a fart after that prep.
Let me tell you, Homer Simpson is cock of nothing!
- C. Montgomery Burns
so my surgery is this thursday. they are very careful that you dont have any infections or anything going into it.
friday night started a tooth ache. Now im worried that this is going to screw up my surgery. was able to get into to my dentist tomorrow who will check it out. tooth ache is just about gone now so I should be good. must have been something stuck or wedged into my tooth that finally came loose
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They just wanted to make sure I could walk after coming out of anesthesia. I told them I was ready, but that was a pretty wobbly walk to the car. I’m actually still very scared to attempt a fart after that prep.
