Red Mosquito

When Pepper said “look at this fucking guy” he was really talking about Chase DeLauter.

i am marvin bernard

Marvin Bernard was the player that made me realize how screwed George Brett got when he was famously called out for too much pine tar on his bat after hitting a home run. A decade or so later players like Bernard were coming to the plate dripping with pine tar from head to toe and nobody cared.

Matters wrote:Marvin Bernard was the player that made me realize how screwed George Brett got when he was famously called out for too much pine tar on his bat after hitting a home run. A decade or so later players like Bernard were coming to the plate dripping with pine tar from head to toe and nobody cared.

He also put it on his d for sexings

Bammer wrote:General consensus is very high on the Mariners this year and that makes me super nervous.

So …. yeah.

Bammer wrote:

Bammer wrote:General consensus is very high on the Mariners this year and that makes me super nervous.

So …. yeah.

Cool Ichiro statue

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Bammer wrote:General consensus is very high on the Mariners this year and that makes me super nervous.

So …. yeah.

Cool Ichiro statue

Lulz

Brewers giving me my annual early-season existential stare into the void

lvc wrote:Brewers giving me my annual early-season existential stare into the void

Swept by the Nats at home

spike wrote:

lvc wrote:Brewers giving me my annual early-season existential stare into the void

Swept by the Nats at home

Toboni has already overhauled big parts of that franchise. Lots of people in Red Sox country were very upset when he left.

spike wrote:

lvc wrote:Brewers giving me my annual early-season existential stare into the void

Swept by the Nats at home

I think the Wisco is obviously cursed.

Half of the important participants in Here Comes The Pizza (Jerry Remy and Garrett Anderson) have now passed on. Don Orsillo and JD Drew are all that’s left of the tontine.

wow that really puts things in perspective

Death comes for us all, like a $4.99 slice of cheese flying through the crisp April air.

going to the Vancouver Canadians minor league baseball game tomorrow against the Tri City Dust Devils...single A game..jays vs the angels..afternoon game with cheap hot dogs..should be fun

Praying for the sweep today

Hearing reports that the bus company the Red Sox hired to take away Alex Cora and crew is called “Coaches For Hire.”

Matters wrote:Hearing reports that the bus company the Red Sox hired to take away Alex Cora and crew is called “Coaches For Hire.”

There is a photo, it’s real.

Just an unbearably embarrassing few days.

hitting up the local minor league again on Friday for 75 cent hot dogs...playing the Hillsborough Hops from Portand..they're the farm team for Arizona

How do you dress your ballpark dog?