Red Mosquito

Monkey_Driven wrote:I really enjoyed this:

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/2652 ... rs-dynasty

I always liked Pop until just now

So Westbrook runs his mouth at Lillard all night ... I guess that would be fine IF HE ACTUALLY DEFENDED LILLARD.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite as hack as Westbrook chirping while Lillard is guarding Westbrook, but then Westbrook guarding someone else back on D.

Edit: To be fair I only saw like the last 8 minutes but it got close there for a while.

I don't get their beef. Seems like they actually have a lot in common. I definitely side with Dame though.

would you poop in dame's bathroom?

He probably has so many the likelihood of one being wrecked by gross dumps on the regular would be slim.

what if I told you draymond hangs there a lot?

I can't see Dame rolling with Draymond.

I’d poop in one of his toilets, hang around awhile for coffee & cigarettes until I am ready to poop again in another one of his toilets.

Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons

verb_to_trust wrote:Duncan was boring

Have you seen him in retirement? Different animal. Cracking jokes and wearing dreadlocks now. He’ll be Don Nelson in 20 years, back home in the Virgin Islands.

verb_to_trust wrote:Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons

I got a handful of guys in my weekly game at the Y with more game than Dudley.

Bammer wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons

I got a handful of guys in my weekly game at the Y with more game than Dudley.

No you don't.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

Bammer wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Love Jared Dudley shit talking Simmons

I got a handful of guys in my weekly game at the Y with more game than Dudley.

No you don't.

[chris farley voice]But you could imagine what it would be like if I did.[/chris farley voice]

I fell asleep during Sixers Nets. Does Jimmy have to get tossed from games to stay relevant now?

Westbrook is a fucking clown. Talking shit, pointing & dancing at Dame when he isn’t even allowed to guard him on the other end. He will come to regret it. Dame has ice water in his veins.

swan wrote:Westbrook is a fucking clown. Talking shit, pointing & dancing at Dame when he isn’t even allowed to guard him on the other end. He will come to regret it. Dame has ice water in his veins.

I lol’d during his postgame interview talking all “defense was the key tonight”

i love westbrook

Bledsoe would be the best player on the Pistons if he switched teams right now.

How did the Pistons make the playoffs again?

Spoiler: show

That’s not a knock on Bledsoe. I like him.

Bammer wrote:Bledsoe would be the best player on the Pistons if he switched teams right now.

How did the Pistons make the playoffs again?

Spoiler: show

That’s not a knock on Bledsoe. I like him.

Blake was awesome this year. Just kind of hurt right now. Also, the East sucks.

Uh, you guys... If the Jazz can’t win on a night like this from Harden, I don’t think they have much of a chance in this series.

Spoiler: show

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