Red Mosquito

Spoilers, B. I ain't into it. Just give me the goddamn book please and thank you.

See, I don't consider these spoilers. I consider them a very slow way of reading the book.

But it's all out of order and whatnot. I'm not into that.

I don't want crumbs from plates at surrounding tables. I want to fucking eat my dinner, in the order the chef intended, off of my own personal plate, and then dance until I puke like a rational person.

durdencommatyler wrote:But it's all out of order and whatnot. I'm not into that.

I don't want crumbs from plates at surrounding tables. I want to fucking eat my dinner, in the order the chef intended, off of my own personal plate, and then dance until I puke like a rational person.

Well, considering the chef is the one sending out these morsels of food, I'd rather think of them as appetizers than crumbs.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:But it's all out of order and whatnot. I'm not into that.

I don't want crumbs from plates at surrounding tables. I want to fucking eat my dinner, in the order the chef intended, off of my own personal plate, and then dance until I puke like a rational person.

Well, considering the chef is the one sending out these morsels of food, I'd rather think of them as appetizers than crumbs.

Yeah, that's fair. I can't argue with that.

Still, I'd rather just read the book than random chapters or (worse) parts of chapters. It's all such a tease. I don't want to spoil my appetite.

"This is filet mignon"
"Yeah, it's out before the first course, but it came from the chef so consider it an appetizer"
"Oh, okay"

wat

durdencommatyler wrote:wat

You may not argue that point with chud, but I for one make a sport of the act

Mecca wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:wat

You may not argue that point with chud, but I for one make a sport of the act

Play through, by all means.

I see what Pete's getting at. He's not calling a filet an appetizer, he's saying it's not a filet, it's a slider. And I get that. Maybe he's right to look at it that way. I just can't seem to focus on these little bits being released. Not only can I not finish reading them when I've tried (I lose concentration and get bored) but I also feel like they're a slap in the face.

Just. Fucking. Finish. The. Fucking. Book. George.

Amirite?

I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

Begrudgingly and it pretty much shaped my views on the subject

durdencommatyler wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

Mecca wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

This popcorn tastes like dog food!

durdencommatyler wrote:

Mecca wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

This popcorn tastes like dog food!

Great, now you're going to magically disappear

Mecca wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Mecca wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Mecca wrote:I'd rather experience the story chrinologically

So how did you read the last two?

:popcorn emoji:

It's not like he caught me in some logic trap, Joey. I stated my preference, not an absolute stance.

This popcorn tastes like dog food!

Great, now you're going to magically disappear

So I guess Asha/Theon are the new Victarion.

cutuphalfdead wrote:So I guess Asha/Theon are the new Victarion.

Yeah that was easy to predict. They're obviously going to get there first, so they'll have to do something interesting with them gaining Dany's trust; it'll be kind of boring if she's like, "K thnx let's go."