Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:Way too clunky and spotty plus a real messy wipe this AM. I must be nervous about the Bruins game tonight.

Do you think David Pastrnak took a good dump this morning?

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:Way too clunky and spotty plus a real messy wipe this AM. I must be nervous about the Bruins game tonight.

Do you think David Pastrnak took a good dump this morning?

I think so yes. These guys are really good hockey players and should be confident going into a Game 7 at home.

second mega dump

must have been the late night stuff

feeling light on my feet now

Once very couple weeks, I seem to have a day where I’m constipated to the point of mild discomfort and do nothing, then a day of several stops but nothing massive. Then I’m right on the third day.

Sort of a new pattern, not fond of it.

Constipation's grip
Tightens, then loosens, then grips
Again and again.

My body has started waking me up every morning at around 730 with a huge need to dump. The dumps themselves vary from very successful in and out, dump a small hill of shit efforts through to struggle and groan through farts and pebbles missteps.

Also not fond of this new normal.

2 mediocre dumps this morning.

Two massive loads so far. My stomach is all anxious with the trip so I’m anticipating more to come.

One of the charts I noticed at the hospital today. Thought it might be a good reference for this thread.

Haha. The poop chart

Just dropped a number 4 in a customers house (first time pooping in this house)

A so-so delivery this AM and I thought I needed a follow-up a few minutes later but nothing came of it.

I did have two nice, long, steady somewhat clear pees.

Higgs wrote:One of the charts I noticed at the hospital today. Thought it might be a good reference for this thread.

YES

this is some serious analytical treasure

medical-grade analysis

time to take this thread to another level

all about the data

Moneyball -> Poopball

happy to have dropped a 4 this morning

gotta enjoy these moments while we can

Two poops before 10am today. First one fairly normal. Second one I can only describe as “hot soup”

Mediocre poo after not going yesterday

96583UP wrote:

Higgs wrote:One of the charts I noticed at the hospital today. Thought it might be a good reference for this thread.

YES

this is some serious analytical treasure

medical-grade analysis

time to take this thread to another level

all about the data

Moneyball -> Poopball

I remember many pages ago posting something somewhat similar to this chart. I agree that if we are going to make big news on RM and lift this thread to all-star status we need more content like this.

Hah I’ve filled out this chart before

i love those dumps you take where you just feel really good afterward. not just your gut or your butt, but your entire being. your soul is lighter and sees clearer. you're floating somewhere in the heavens.

I spiked my coffee with Miralax this morning. Time to get shit done.