Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

May the force be with you
Post Reply

So what did you think (DcT edition)?

Best of all the films
8
9%
Better than A New Hope, Empire, the prequels, But not Jedi
2
2%
Better than A New Hope, Jedi, the prequels, but not Empire
6
7%
Better than Empire, Jedi, the Prequels, but not A New Hope
2
2%
Better than A New Hope and the prequels, but not Empire or Jedi
2
2%
Better than Empire and the prequels, but not A New Hope or Jedi
1
1%
Better than Jedi and the prequels, but not a New Hope or Empire
23
26%
As good as Empire, Jedi, and A New Hope, and better than the prequels
15
17%
Better than the prequels, but not the originals
15
17%
As good as some of the prequels
7
8%
As good as all of the prequels
2
2%
Worse than the prequels
5
6%
 
Total votes: 88

User avatar
dimejinky99
what on earth am I talking about
Posts: 39789
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by dimejinky99 »

1. As a gay man even I'm beginning to find this endless moaning and needless forcing of the gay agenda on people nauseating.
2. Clearly this guy hasn't seen any of the shows or films he mentions
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/07/04/ru ... star-wars/
Calibrate your enthusiasm
User avatar
Jorge
NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
Posts: 36764
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:35 pm
Location: Buenos Aires

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by Jorge »

What's on the gay agenda?
Anders wrote:I do not have a «neoliberal assessment of geopolitics», so please stop writing that I do.
User avatar
Dev
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by Dev »

I won't be content unless Luke Skywalker sucks another guy's cock.
AMAB
User avatar
BurtReynolds
An enigma of a man shaped hole in the wall between reality and the soul of the devil.
Posts: 46239
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:13 pm
Location: 6000 feet beyond man and time.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by BurtReynolds »

Wtf were c3po and r2d2?
RM's resident disinformation expert.
User avatar
stip
The worst
Posts: 42946
Joined: Thu December 13, 2012 6:31 pm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by stip »

theplatypus wrote:What's on the gay agenda?
buttsecks, I presume?
User avatar
Dev
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
Posts: 7666
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by Dev »

BurtReynolds wrote:Wtf were c3po and r2d2?
ur saying they were the token gays?
AMAB
User avatar
BurtReynolds
An enigma of a man shaped hole in the wall between reality and the soul of the devil.
Posts: 46239
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:13 pm
Location: 6000 feet beyond man and time.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by BurtReynolds »

I always found the treatment of droids in Star Wars deeply disturbing. One day I hope society bans those hateful films.
RM's resident disinformation expert.
User avatar
McParadigm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22393
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by McParadigm »

stip wrote:
theplatypus wrote:What's on the gay agenda?
buttsecks, I presume?
Fundraising and a ceremony for badges earned during the month of June, actually. Afterwards, there will be cookies and an open forum discussion on the best way to destroy the institution of marriage.

Bet you feel like a jerk right now.
(patriotic choking noises)
User avatar
B
Troglodyte
Posts: 25049
Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 9:53 pm
Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/rectormsw.bsky.social
Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by B »

dimejinky99 wrote:1. As a gay man even I'm beginning to find this endless moaning and needless forcing of the gay agenda on people nauseating.
2. Clearly this guy hasn't seen any of the shows or films he mentions
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/07/04/ru ... star-wars/
I don't know, there must be billions and billions of people in the Star Wars and Star Trek universe. It's pretty tough to claim that there are no gay people in those universes when we've only met about 200-300 people in each.
Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
User avatar
McParadigm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22393
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by McParadigm »

A strapping young man crashed in Yoda's swamp, and suddenly he decided piggy back rides were adequate Jedi training.
(patriotic choking noises)
User avatar
BurtReynolds
An enigma of a man shaped hole in the wall between reality and the soul of the devil.
Posts: 46239
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:13 pm
Location: 6000 feet beyond man and time.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by BurtReynolds »

Luke didn't seem all that excited about kissing his sister. Maybe it wasn't because of the whole incest thing.
RM's resident disinformation expert.
User avatar
stip
The worst
Posts: 42946
Joined: Thu December 13, 2012 6:31 pm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by stip »

Still 100% of the one relationship in Star Wars are heterosexual. Numbers don't lie
Kaius
I've been POOSSTTIiiEEnngeeaahh
Posts: 11136
Joined: Fri November 15, 2013 6:14 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by Kaius »

This is bullshit.

Palpatine was absolutely gay.
User avatar
McParadigm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22393
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by McParadigm »

Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.
(patriotic choking noises)
User avatar
dimejinky99
what on earth am I talking about
Posts: 39789
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by dimejinky99 »

The whole interaction between Han and chewie in shuttle tydirium in ROTJ is VERY gay

'Keep your distance chewie, but don't look like you're tryna keep your distance'
'Uuuurgrhrn'
'I don't know! Fly casual!'
Calibrate your enthusiasm
User avatar
E.H. Ruddock
Guys, I am not a moderator! I swear to God! Why does everyone think I'm a moderator?
Posts: 52024
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 2:48 pm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by E.H. Ruddock »

I had a dream last night that i saw this and it was really, really bad. Not looking good team. My dreams usually come true.
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
User avatar
dimejinky99
what on earth am I talking about
Posts: 39789
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 12:35 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by dimejinky99 »

yeah but you love ST like a mofo, so i think we're all gonna love this
Calibrate your enthusiasm
User avatar
B
Troglodyte
Posts: 25049
Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 9:53 pm
Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/rectormsw.bsky.social
Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by B »

Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
User avatar
McParadigm
NEVER STOP JAMMING!
Posts: 22393
Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 1:56 am

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by McParadigm »

New rumors: lol
Spoiler: show
We open on Luke's severed hand...
(patriotic choking noises)
User avatar
bada
Looks Like a Cat
Posts: 12537
Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 5:53 pm

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII (2015)

Post by bada »

I read that as head at first. Edgy I thought.
Post Reply