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Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 5:27 pm
by Tuolumne
B wrote:I find it very hard to get worked up over where Pearl Jam tours. They go where they go. If they don't come near you, ... you'll live. I've gone years, YEARS between shows.
I thought it was common expected knowledge that they tour by region and break it up over a few years? They haven't done the announce-all-dates together and tour all within 6 months thing since 2006. That was 8 frickin years ago.

The regions they tour are: East Coast, West Coast, Midwest/South, Canada, South America, Austrailia, and Europe. They split these regions up over 2-3 years. Sometimes they put a couple of these regions together for a 2 leg tour, usually right around an album release. So, next year it looks like South America, Canada, and maybe a smattering of US dates if they do a festival. This is what they've been doing for nearly a decade. We all know this, right?

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:40 am
by B
spike wrote:
B wrote:I find it very hard to get worked up over where Pearl Jam tours. They go where they go. If they don't come near you, ... you'll live. I've gone years, YEARS between shows.
how would you feel if episode VII wasn't released within four hours of your home?
It'll get to me eventually.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:22 am
by 96583UP
theyprobably just booked fewer US dates because they want to keep their schedule open for more un-advertised corporate events

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:27 am
by Lament
Y'know, it is possible they'e playing 100+ US dates every year, but 90% of them are super exclusive private events.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:31 am
by 96583UP
finally we cracked the code

that's where all the super HQ super secret bootlegs are too

those corporate event sound engineers gotta be ready to capture all of the oo's and aaah's of the crowd responding to the inspiring prepared remarks of their chief investor relations officer

those oo's and aah's just so happen to perfectly mimic the dyanamics of Ed's new persistent vocal ticks/improvisations

resulting in a live recording that represents a scientifically perfect audio capture of the crappy skillless mess of a lazy shit in the pants that this band has become

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:36 am
by Lament
Pearl Jam is actually working harder than they've ever worked. I take back everything.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:42 am
by 96583UP
they will soon release the follow up dvd to 'touring band' titled 'working band'

special dvd features include Pearl Jam Investment Company calculating the estimated return on capital of their Dropblox investment

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:58 am
by numbers
"We'll never not play Oracle again"

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:40 am
by lowlight79
There tour schedule since 2006 has been awful. I really have no right to complain, they have played the northeast 3 times since then. But this by regions tour really makes you crazy. Bascially anywhere I want to drive within 4-6 hours I have to wait another 1-2 years go to a show. And I know there are areas they have not even played since 2006 or 2008.

It jsut seems there more up for some quick cash grab shows in Europe every other year and then they build there tours after doing europe. Oh well.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:52 pm
by Thejambi
Schedule makes sense. Good time to get us to all pay for Ed's kids Christmas presents this year.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:11 pm
by stip
Once they all have teenage girls i assume they will want to play longer tours

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:20 pm
by Leatherhead
stip wrote:Once they all have teenage girls i assume they will want to play longer tours
I think this is when the music making will improve too. How old are their kids now?

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:21 pm
by Norah
sigh

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:35 pm
by bodysnatcher
guys, all the members of Radiohead have kids too.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:37 pm
by Lament
Kid As?

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:38 pm
by Norah
get your coat

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:40 pm
by bodysnatcher
Kid Ass?

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:40 pm
by Lament
cutuphalfdead wrote:get your coat
Can I wear a black hoodie instead?

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:42 pm
by Thejambi
Leatherhead wrote:
stip wrote:Once they all have teenage girls i assume they will want to play longer tours
I think this is when the music making will improve too. How old are their kids now?
Old enough.

Re: General Pearl Jam Bitching

Posted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:44 pm
by broken iris
B wrote:I find it very hard to get worked up over where Pearl Jam tours.
That's great and all, but can you update the Tour section to include the new dates for those of us perpetually stuck in 1998?