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Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Tue October 18, 2016 1:51 pm
by pepperwhiteMFC
Hey there Mustafa
Take a good look at yourself
Tearing people down
Hey there bub
When will you realize you are
A big fat shit head
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Sat November 12, 2016 5:25 am
by knee tunes
i've been there many times and
honestly
have never seen anything like you
describe
maybe
thats because i'm a day
drinker
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Sat November 12, 2016 6:33 am
by Iholdthepain
When all hope seems lost...
There's still Hope...
and whiskey.
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Thu August 17, 2017 2:25 pm
by malice
Yesterday's work day
flew by. Today is
not going nearly as quick.
(an inadvertent haiku, courtesy of biff)
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Fri August 18, 2017 8:38 pm
by washing machine
malice wrote:really craving a grilled cheese today, ya
know? so i walk in and immediately was
just disgusted at the thought of paying
$9 for grilled cheese regardless of what
is on it. i figure if i can make the same t
hing at home, maybe even better, then
why not? so here i am. about to make a
delicious grilled cheese sammich. not su
re what all i'm going to put on it, but pr
etty sure i can be more imaginative than
putting
Doritos
on
it
like
this
place
does.
Was this one me? Sounds like me, but I would never type "sammich."
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Mon August 21, 2017 7:21 pm
by malice
washing machine wrote:malice wrote:really craving a grilled cheese today, ya
know? so i walk in and immediately was
just disgusted at the thought of paying
$9 for grilled cheese regardless of what
is on it. i figure if i can make the same t
hing at home, maybe even better, then
why not? so here i am. about to make a
delicious grilled cheese sammich. not su
re what all i'm going to put on it, but pr
etty sure i can be more imaginative than
putting
Doritos
on
it
like
this
place
does.
Was this one me? Sounds like me, but I would never type "sammich."
No, i think it was red caloizo or whatever his username is/was...
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Mon September 18, 2017 4:40 am
by knee tunes
I love this shit
drizzled with lime
and salt
on those fried
puffed
thin
gs that look
like wagon wheels.
Hmm, m
ight have to
hit
a flea
market or
mercado soon for that s
nack
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Sun January 20, 2019 4:48 am
by knee tunes
Dev wrote:watch your mouth, spike
you're pissing
a lot of people off my feuds
my fueds are about stuff you should
a never said they weren't
that's what
you
always
do you say stuff that you should
n't
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Thu August 15, 2019 7:16 am
by knee tunes
from then on out
then on out
Then on out
from
then on out
I licked it from the spout
licked it from the spout
licked it from the spout
I
licked it from the spout
from then on out
then on out
i kept dressing
I kept dressing
from then on out
I kept dressing
in our company fridge with my name on it
from then on out,
I kept dressing
in the company fridge with my name
ALL
OVER
IT
i kept dressing
its not like he will know unless you tell him
its not like he will know
unless you tell him
from then on out i licked
it everY day
from the spout
and others saw me do it
I licked it from the spout unless you tell him
then one day
she was in there
she was in there
She was in there
then one day
she saw me do it
She was in there
from then on out
I Licked it from the spout
Licked it from the spout
I
Licked it from the spout from then on out
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Fri August 16, 2019 4:43 am
by washing machine
Whitey McTeeth wrote:This thread is like kisses from a puppy.
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Fri January 08, 2021 2:32 am
by Norah
wease wrote:Fuck her. And fuck all these republicans who are just beside themselves over what happened
and are standing up to him. They’ve had four years to do the right thing
and have chosen to ignore that EVERY time. They wait until he’s got
one foot out the door, then grow a spine. What he did yesterday was
absolutely nothing different than what he did all thru his term as
president. Hell, even before. So fuck every one of those spineless
hypocrites
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Mon January 25, 2021 1:49 am
by wease
Norris wrote:wease wrote:Fuck her. And fuck all these republicans who are just beside themselves over what happened
and are standing up to him. They’ve had four years to do the right thing
and have chosen to ignore that EVERY time. They wait until he’s got
one foot out the door, then grow a spine. What he did yesterday was
absolutely nothing different than what he did all thru his term as
president. Hell, even before. So fuck every one of those spineless
hypocrites
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Sun January 31, 2021 10:34 pm
by washing machine
Crop circles
Crop circles are a beautiful thing
Watch for the millennium
The year 2000
Watch for the aliens
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Sun February 14, 2021 7:23 pm
by washing machine
you can also sing to your pipes, dress them in your clothes, paste googley eyes on them and tell them that you love them
eventually become so close to them that you gradually turn away from human life
one day move into the cabinets
close the doors behind you
and never re-open
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Tue March 30, 2021 2:19 am
by Norah
If you dumbasses knew anything
about moles
you'd know your yard gets torn
up by them
in a specific way.
Rookies
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Fri July 01, 2022 3:13 pm
by Jorge
Biff Pocoroba wrote:Seems like a lot people have the day.
Alas, I am not one of them.
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Wed August 24, 2022 7:58 pm
by washing machine
the meme thread
is
act u ally
the octagon of ideas
a necessary testing ground
of a
f r e e
society.
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Mon September 19, 2022 2:03 am
by B
washing machine wrote:Crop circles
Crop circles are a beautiful thing
Watch for the millennium
The year 2000
Watch for the aliens
This is my new mantra.
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Mon September 19, 2022 8:37 am
by dimejinky99
B wrote:washing machine wrote:Crop circles
Crop circles are a beautiful thing
Watch for the millennium
The year 2000
Watch for the aliens
This is my new mantra.
I remember this
Re: inadvertent RMer poetry
Posted: Mon June 05, 2023 1:19 am
by knee tunes
96583UP wrote:
a big moment
but needed 2 take evasive action
beautiful flowers r meant 2be enjoyed
& when they smell like candy perfume it is something u want 2 take advantage of
it is sad their outdoor moment is passing
but exciting Bcause 2morrow morning i will awaken to an aroma of bliss