Anybody want a Corona?

[Peeps]

[Biff Pocoroba]

Seems like I know more people who have tested positive in the past week or so than at any one time since all this started. Luckily they’re all mild, or at least non hospitalized.

[Peeps]

our building at work does not fuck around.


sent out an email that someone tested positive and immediately called in a cleaning company to scrub down all the common areas this person was in

[Bammer]

Seems like I know more people who have tested positive in the past week or so than at any one time since all this started. Luckily they’re all mild, or at least non hospitalized.

Biff, bless your heart, you post this as if your experience isn’t exactly the same as literally everyone else recently.

[BurtReynolds]

our building at work does not fuck around.


sent out an email that someone tested positive and immediately called in a cleaning company to scrub down all the common areas this person was in

Do top medical experts recommend this?

[macphisto]

Seems like I know more people who have tested positive in the past week or so than at any one time since all this started. Luckily they’re all mild, or at least non hospitalized.

This thing is coming to an end, baby! It's a Christmas miracle! Praise the Lord!

[dad]

we did it.

good job, crew.

[McParadigm]

Spoke to a friend who is a NICU nurse in Sioux Falls. They’re running 7:1 in the NICU right now (usually, you’d expect it to be 1:1). Can’t rotate anyone else in because they are understaffed and swarmed with Covid patients. No one is getting time off for Christmas. Whole situation sucks.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[doone]

That would be horrible. Or did you mean ICU?

[McParadigm]

Spoke to a friend who is a NICU nurse in Sioux Falls. They’re running 7:1 in the NICU right now (usually, you’d expect it to be 1:1). Can’t rotate anyone else in because they are understaffed and swarmed with Covid patients. No one is getting time off for Christmas. Whole situation sucks.

Is the implication that babies are being born with covid? Or that omicron is so contagious that babies are being born and then immediately catching covid?

The COVID case load is so severe right now that they’re having to stretch staffing arrangements to the breaking point in other areas just to maintain service.

[BurtReynolds]

I think the idea is that they are all dealing with Covid patients so can't deal with babies, in which case it sounds like that hospital should really rethink its priorities.

Edit: nevermind.

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[elliseamos]

ah, i got ya. Totally sucks. But I'm glad that a bunch of newborns don't have covid.

*yet

[Monkey_Driven]

My dad had a follow up appointment with his pulmonologist. My mom said that the doc looks like she has aged 5 years since their last appointment in July.

[wease]

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

[Bammer]

I am so FUCKING sick of it being headline news anyone who is even remotely, marginally, tangentially a public figure tests positive for Covid.

It’s not news. Jesus fucking christ.

[elliseamos]

----BREAKING NEWS----
LENNY (from the internet) tests positive for Zeta Variant.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I am so FUCKING sick of it being headline news anyone who is even remotely, marginally, tangentially a public figure tests positive for Covid.

It’s not news. Jesus fucking christ.

Please calm down

[Bammer]

----BREAKING NEWS----
LENNY (from the internet) tests positive for Zeta Variant.

It’s the second to last phase before Omega.

Almost there, team.