The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon May 01, 2023 8:23 pm

utter rampant specism will not be tolerated

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon May 01, 2023 8:25 pm

All those movements will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to wipe.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon May 01, 2023 9:08 pm

JuanHamm wrote:Maybe a PED fueled rivalry would be good for the thread.

Sammy Sospike vs Barry Bondysnatcher

We could do a Home-Dump Derby.

What a terrible post, Tommy. Be better.

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Mon May 01, 2023 9:11 pm

I liked it.

Post by **96583UP** » Mon May 01, 2023 10:59 pm

just had some homemade fried ramen using soybean noodles

last time i did this i explosively shat within about 30 mins

staying close to the latrine in anticipation

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:02 pm

Sounds like an ai post

Post by **96583UP** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:03 pm

throwing a granola bar in now because i just dgaf

Coach · Post by **Coach** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:10 pm

Jesus, be careful!

Post by **96583UP** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:52 pm

my bowels right now:

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Mon May 01, 2023 11:56 pm

Hey numbers, if you could be any animal pooping in any location, what and where would you be, after having eaten what? And what would your poop look and smell like?

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 02, 2023 12:03 am

I would be a homo sapiens, located in my house, having eaten soybean fried ramen
and the poop would be a surprise A+ smooth sausage log with classic dark caramel color, good girth, no cracking, easy exit, and no wiping

Note:
the above is not a dramatization

it is a true story

that just happened minutes ago

only bad part is I had just took a shower first

but life goes on

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 02, 2023 12:04 am

feels like there is an encore to this however

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue May 02, 2023 12:08 am

Answered like a true politician

dad · Post by **dad** » Tue May 02, 2023 12:13 am

I would like to be a Homo sapiens too.

tree_ · Post by **tree_** » Tue May 02, 2023 12:28 am

Did you guys ever consider we will no longer be homo sapiens when ai takes over?

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:16 am

just ordered a 6-pack of high fiber cereal can't believe i hadn't included this in my repertoire before today

a new era begins

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:25 am

96583UP wrote:just ordered a 6-pack of high fiber cereal can't believe i hadn't included this in my repertoire before today

a new era begins

What's the brand bro

JuanHamm · Post by **JuanHamm** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:26 am

You're going to blow your asshole out if you aren't careful

Post by **96583UP** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:28 am

Nature's Path Organic Smart Bran

mix of psyillium, oat bran, and wheat

this is gonna take things to another level

lennytheweedwhacker · Post by **lennytheweedwhacker** » Tue May 02, 2023 1:48 am

I'm going to drink some like it's Dr. Pepper.

Red Mosquito

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