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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:23 pm
by tree_
utter rampant specism will not be tolerated

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:25 pm
by JuanHamm
All those movements will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to wipe.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:08 pm
by spike
JuanHamm wrote:Maybe a PED fueled rivalry would be good for the thread.

Sammy Sospike vs Barry Bondysnatcher

We could do a Home-Dump Derby.
What a terrible post, Tommy. Be better.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:11 pm
by JuanHamm
I liked it.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:59 pm
by 96583UP
just had some homemade fried ramen using soybean noodles

last time i did this i explosively shat within about 30 mins

staying close to the latrine in anticipation

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:02 pm
by tree_
Sounds like an ai post

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:03 pm
by 96583UP
throwing a granola bar in now because i just dgaf

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:10 pm
by Coach
Jesus, be careful!

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:52 pm
by 96583UP
my bowels right now:


Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:56 pm
by tree_
Hey numbers, if you could be any animal pooping in any location, what and where would you be, after having eaten what? And what would your poop look and smell like?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:03 am
by 96583UP
I would be a homo sapiens, located in my house, having eaten soybean fried ramen
and the poop would be a surprise A+ smooth sausage log with classic dark caramel color, good girth, no cracking, easy exit, and no wiping

Note:
the above is not a dramatization

it is a true story

that just happened minutes ago

only bad part is I had just took a shower first

but life goes on

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:04 am
by 96583UP
feels like there is an encore to this however

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:08 am
by tree_
Answered like a true politician

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:13 am
by dad
I would like to be a Homo sapiens too.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:28 am
by tree_
Did you guys ever consider we will no longer be homo sapiens when ai takes over?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:16 am
by 96583UP
just ordered a 6-pack of high fiber cereal can't believe i hadn't included this in my repertoire before today

a new era begins

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:25 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:just ordered a 6-pack of high fiber cereal can't believe i hadn't included this in my repertoire before today

a new era begins
What's the brand bro

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:26 am
by JuanHamm
You're going to blow your asshole out if you aren't careful

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:28 am
by 96583UP
Nature's Path Organic Smart Bran

mix of psyillium, oat bran, and wheat

this is gonna take things to another level

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:48 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I'm going to drink some like it's Dr. Pepper.