Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:23 pm
by tree_
utter rampant specism will not be tolerated
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:25 pm
by JuanHamm
All those movements will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to wipe.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:08 pm
by spike
JuanHamm wrote:Maybe a PED fueled rivalry would be good for the thread.
Sammy Sospike vs Barry Bondysnatcher
We could do a Home-Dump Derby.
What a terrible post, Tommy. Be better.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 9:11 pm
by JuanHamm
I liked it.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:59 pm
by 96583UP
just had some homemade fried ramen using soybean noodles
last time i did this i explosively shat within about 30 mins
staying close to the latrine in anticipation
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:02 pm
by tree_
Sounds like an ai post
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:03 pm
by 96583UP
throwing a granola bar in now because i just dgaf
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:10 pm
by Coach
Jesus, be careful!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:52 pm
by 96583UP
my bowels right now:
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:56 pm
by tree_
Hey numbers, if you could be any animal pooping in any location, what and where would you be, after having eaten what? And what would your poop look and smell like?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:03 am
by 96583UP
I would be a homo sapiens, located in my house, having eaten soybean fried ramen
and the poop would be a surprise A+ smooth sausage log with classic dark caramel color, good girth, no cracking, easy exit, and no wiping
Note:
the above is not a dramatization
it is a true story
that just happened minutes ago
only bad part is I had just took a shower first
but life goes on
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:04 am
by 96583UP
feels like there is an encore to this however
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:08 am
by tree_
Answered like a true politician
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:13 am
by dad
I would like to be a Homo sapiens too.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:28 am
by tree_
Did you guys ever consider we will no longer be homo sapiens when ai takes over?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:16 am
by 96583UP
just ordered a 6-pack of high fiber cereal can't believe i hadn't included this in my repertoire before today
a new era begins
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:25 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
96583UP wrote:just ordered a 6-pack of high fiber cereal can't believe i hadn't included this in my repertoire before today
a new era begins
What's the brand bro
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:26 am
by JuanHamm
You're going to blow your asshole out if you aren't careful
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 1:28 am
by 96583UP
Nature's Path Organic Smart Bran
mix of psyillium, oat bran, and wheat
this is gonna take things to another level
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)