The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[VinylGuy]

Looks like Kevin Smith's Mallrats sequel won't be a film but a tv series.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/kevin-smith-says ... 1781811258

Always jumping into the moment's bandwagon. The trailer for Yoga Hosers is horrible, then Mallrats 2, then Clerks 3, now hey im making a tv series of Mallrats...

[E.H. Ruddock]

Oh man, LV is gonna hate this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810 ... dible-cast

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth Banks, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling among those to be remaking Ocean's Eleven with an all-female cast.

Girl power!

[Strat]

Oh come the fuck on. Goddammit.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Oh come the fuck on. Goddammit.

With this and Ghostbusters happening, what other all male cast movies are likely to get the treatment?

Apollo 13
Predator
Apocalypse Now

[Strat]

Slapshot
Old School

[BurtReynolds]

Oh come the fuck on. Goddammit.

With this and Ghostbusters happening, what other all male cast movies are likely to get the treatment?

Apollo 13
Predator
Apocalypse Now

[VinylGuy]

Oh man, LV is gonna hate this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810 ... dible-cast

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth Banks, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling among those to be remaking Ocean's Eleven with an all-female cast.

Girl power!

The worst part is thats going to be so fuckin bad....

[E.H. Ruddock]

Oh man, LV is gonna hate this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810 ... dible-cast

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth Banks, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling among those to be remaking Ocean's Eleven with an all-female cast.

Girl power!

The worst part is thats going to be so fuckin bad....

Sandra Bullock and Mindy Kaling are two of the worst actresses on the planet, so yeah.

[LoathedVermin72]

Oh man, LV is gonna hate this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810 ... dible-cast

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth Banks, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling among those to be remaking Ocean's Eleven with an all-female cast.

Girl power!

Wait, why would I hate this? Depending on who's directing, I'm not opposed. I like almost all of those actors.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Oh man, LV is gonna hate this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810 ... dible-cast

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth Banks, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling among those to be remaking Ocean's Eleven with an all-female cast.

Girl power!

Wait, why would I hate this? Depending on who's directing, I'm not opposed. I like almost all of those actors.

Gary Ross directing

[E.H. Ruddock]

Oh and the working title is "Ocean's Ocho"

[BurtReynolds]

Maybe Ocean will be a guy? That way it's like he owns them.

[LoathedVermin72]

Oh man, LV is gonna hate this:
http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810 ... dible-cast

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth Banks, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling among those to be remaking Ocean's Eleven with an all-female cast.

Girl power!

Wait, why would I hate this? Depending on who's directing, I'm not opposed. I like almost all of those actors.

Gary Ross directing

ok lol this is gonna suck

[Jorge]

Oh come the fuck on. Goddammit.

With this and Ghostbusters happening, what other all male cast movies are likely to get the treatment?

Apollo 13
Predator
Apocalypse Now

Glengarry Glenn Ross

[Strat]

Rambo
12 angry men
Lord of the flies ( i actually wouldnt mind this as i just assume it will devolve into hot lesbian sex)

[Jorge]

They're all children in that movie, Strat

[Strat]

They're all children in that movie, Strat

Of course it would be updated in order to include such a thing.

[BurtReynolds]

babies making babies

[epilogue]

Even Roland Emmerich is out of ideas.

http://variety.com/2016/film/spotlight/ ... 201795494/

When such a great filmmaker is only interested in nostalgia, what point is there in anything. Roland Emmerich, the next JJ Abrams? Discuss.