Red Mosquito

massive pile

so much it formed a pyramid protruding a few inches from the water

still feels like more left

can’t wait for my bran cereal to arrive

Delivered two massive dumps this AM, separated by only a few minutes. Both wiping sessions took way too long, but I am feeling nicely cleared out so worth every minute.

96583UP wrote:massive pile

so much it formed a pyramid protruding a few inches from the water

still feels like more left

can’t wait for my bran cereal to arrive

Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.

It's usually the highlight of my day.

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.

It's usually the highlight of my day.

Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.

Like a number 4?

Coach wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:Two unsatisfying dumps today. Maybe I need that colon blow cereal too.

It’s not a day at the office unless you destroy some stranger’s bathroom amirite.

It's usually the highlight of my day.

Just sitting down for my daily customer dump. This is a house I've been to before.

3 average ones since 4am

A rare, small, third deposit late this morning.

JuanHamm wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.

Like a number 4?

Yeah but a lot more pronounced.

Big poop news here locally:

I mean, anything small enough is technically flushable. But that doesn’t mean it should be flushed. It’s like those toilets at Home Depot that say they can flush a bucket of golf balls. They’re working within a marketing loophole.

this is a valid point

once as a child i attempted to flush a half eaten apple

suffice it to say, it did not make it all the way down

A couple are fairly routine deposits this AM.

Might go hang out in the men's room later and see if I can relay any good stories for you guys from there. Stay tuned.

It is uncomfortable work, but is has to get done.