Red Mosquito

I’m an equal opportunity offender. I got jokes for days.

Are you 15

I blame the nu metal tournament for putting me in that mindstate.

It’s YOUR fault!

That’s fair, honestly

The brain can only take so many drop-D riffs with a maximum of two notes before it folds in on itself.

this is the internet, let's be dignified

I think Jammer is Wendy Carlos's twin's twin.

Photo of her and the boy in bed together has leaked.

Not knowing he was a minor somehow makes it okay in her mind? The only defense for statutory rape is it not happening at all, lady.

theplatypus wrote:

suddenly she doesnt give a shit? how convenient.

Jesus Christ

Cellphone self-own

I am part of the 90% that doesn’t care

and the apparently 1% that is baffled at people considering her attractive

He probably did shake her down. That child star money doesn't last long, especially when mommy and daddy spend it all.

Oh she is gorgeous. She probably didnt know he was a minor.

VinylGuy wrote:Oh she is gorgeous. She probably didnt know he was a minor.

Ugly, inside and out. As much as you all worshipped Tony I would have expected more outrage. It is becoming increasingly clear she is the central reason he offed himself.

And who cares if she thought he was 18? She couldn't have been absolutely sure. It just didn't really matter to her that much.

BurtReynolds wrote:He probably did shake her down. That child star money doesn't last long, especially when mommy and daddy spend it all.

She and Bourdain were only worth a few million combined based on reports. A 380k shake down is actually a pretty large chunk of their money.

Well it was weird that she mention Tony in all of this. I dont have a clue why he killed himself though.

must be difficult to be a recovered addict

must be difficult to age

must be difficult to put those two things together