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McParadigm wrote:Ben Carson is Maximum America

::nervous laugh::
::nervous laugh intensifies::

Simple Torture wrote:

McParadigm wrote:Ben Carson is Maximum America

::nervous laugh::

::nervous laugh intensifies::

Yeah right, Ben Carson. You really knew that. Dumbass.

McParadigm wrote:

The worst part about it--the absolute worst--is that I can vividly imagine his pie hole spouting, "I want to do infrastructure and...other things."

Democrat leadership: Trump wants us to impeach him, because-

Trump: (rolls around on the grass screaming “no collusion.”)

Democrats: As we were saying, he wants us to impea-

Trump: (brandishing pillow case full of toys) I’LL KILL YOU ALL

Democrats: Wants us to impea-

Trump: (fingers in ears) nocollusionnocollusionnocollusionno (falls asleep in Rose Garden)

Democrats: (whisper) Trump wants us to try impeaching because it will make him look sympathetic going into reelection.

Trump: (wakes up) Guess where I made poopie this morning

Nothing says “I am not a crook” like saying “These investigations must stop if you want to get anything done.” What a fucking turd this asshole continues to be.

i'm watching this while on vacation in hanoi...please shoot me

meatwad wrote:Nothing says “I am not a crook” like saying “These investigations must stop if you want to get anything done.” What a fucking turd this asshole continues to be.

It’s a difficult time. Of course his response to this is “Democrats aren’t doing anything and only focusing their efforts on removing me” while on the other side of his mouth saying “I won’t agree to anything unless you stop investigating me.” Let’s just hope the Dems don’t just fall for it. They are similarly stuck in the trap of possibly overplaying their hand if they move towards an impeachment inquiry vs. looking weak if they don’t open an impeachment inquiry. Which brings me back to a former point: if you are going to be criticized no matter what you do, then just do the right thing and worry about the political outcome later.

liebzz wrote:

meatwad wrote:Nothing says “I am not a crook” like saying “These investigations must stop if you want to get anything done.” What a fucking turd this asshole continues to be.

It’s a difficult time. Of course his response to this is “Democrats aren’t doing anything and only focusing their efforts on removing me” while on the other side of his mouth saying “I won’t agree to anything unless you stop investigating me.” Let’s just hope the Dems don’t just fall for it. They are similarly stuck in the trap of possibly overplaying their hand if they move towards an impeachment inquiry vs. looking weak if they don’t open an impeachment inquiry. Which brings me back to a former point: if you are going to be criticized no matter what you do, then just do the right thing and worry about the political outcome later.

Pelosi outsmarted him on the shut down.

I have faith.

Nippled America

dimejinky99 wrote:Nippled America

1 star.

I’m gonna have the biggest party the day this jackhole leaves the White House.

I keep hoping maybe he dies. We must pray to the God of Big Macs.

Calmer than you.

McParadigm wrote:Calmer than you.

"I'm finishing my covfefe."

It’s hard to comprehend how insane that press conference was. Seven long, long minutes of absolutely fucking nonsense

For anyone who hasn’t seen it

we can get you twenty other people to say this