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BurtReynolds wrote:I don't mind cigarettes at all. They remind me of hanging out with my friends in bars back before cigarettes were banned. Good times.
It bothers me on the beach.

But also, that woman was really far from me. It's a wide open, windy beach. How is the smoke fucking finding me?
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spike wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:I don't mind cigarettes at all. They remind me of hanging out with my friends in bars back before cigarettes were banned. Good times.
Smoking is still allowed in some bars where I live. It’s weird.
Without the cigarette smoke, a lot of them smell like sweat and vomit now. The smoke was providing a valuable service.
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Absolutely hate cigarette smoke. The fucking worst. Probably comes from being trapped in a car filled with smoke as a small child on long road trips.
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bodysnatcher wrote:Absolutely hate cigarette smoke. The fucking worst. Probably comes from being trapped in a car filled with smoke as a small child on long road trips.
remember being in bars with a bunch of people smoking, and then the first shower you took with the water hitting your smoke-filled hair being nauseating? it made hangovers so much worse.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Absolutely hate cigarette smoke. The fucking worst. Probably comes from being trapped in a car filled with smoke as a small child on long road trips.
remember being in bars with a bunch of people smoking, and then the first shower you took with the water hitting your smoke-filled hair being nauseating? it made hangovers so much worse.
Also a great call.

You gotta admit cigarettes had one hell of a run despite being so obviously bad for people.
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Bammer wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Absolutely hate cigarette smoke. The fucking worst. Probably comes from being trapped in a car filled with smoke as a small child on long road trips.
remember being in bars with a bunch of people smoking, and then the first shower you took with the water hitting your smoke-filled hair being nauseating? it made hangovers so much worse.
Also a great call.

You gotta admit cigarettes had one hell of a run despite being so obviously bad for people.
Don’t assume the obvious part. That didn’t really start catching on til the late 80s.

People used to think juice was a health food too.
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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:Absolutely hate cigarette smoke. The fucking worst. Probably comes from being trapped in a car filled with smoke as a small child on long road trips.
remember being in bars with a bunch of people smoking, and then the first shower you took with the water hitting your smoke-filled hair being nauseating? it made hangovers so much worse.
Also a great call.

You gotta admit cigarettes had one hell of a run despite being so obviously bad for people.
Don’t assume the obvious part. That didn’t really start catching on til the late 80s.

People used to think juice was a health food too.
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epilogue wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
B wrote:I don't understand how I can sit on a wide open, windy beach, and I still know the moment the woman 40 ft from me lights a cigarette.
Bc it smells horrific
This
i know they try to use sexy women to glamorize smoking but good lord is it a turn off

that wince people do when the cigarette is in their mouth and they are concentrating on something else
or the moment they get off public transportation or leaving work and they putt a cig in their mouth like it has been 3 years since they were allowed to smoke
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I also picked up a fuckton of cigarette butts in the sand this week. Smokers are horrible people.
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People who still only use boomerang on Instagram posts
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I'm glad I don't know what that means.
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B wrote:I also picked up a fuckton of cigarette butts in the sand this week. Smokers are horrible people.
Let’s speculate what crime B was found guilty of to be doing mandatory community service.
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spike wrote:
B wrote:I also picked up a fuckton of cigarette butts in the sand this week. Smokers are horrible people.
Let’s speculate what crime B was found guilty of to be doing mandatory community service.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I'm glad I don't know what that means.
You and me both, pal.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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