Red Mosquito

Coach wrote:Might go hang out in the men's room later and see if I can relay any good stories for you guys from there. Stay tuned.

Thanks. If you have time you should stop by your local Home Depot bathroom. Lots of good action going on in there.

It really doesn’t

spike wrote:It really doesn’t

Don't be such a Debbie downer

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:Might go hang out in the men's room later and see if I can relay any good stories for you guys from there. Stay tuned.

Thanks. If you have time you should stop by your local Home Depot bathroom. Lots of good action going on in there.

I might be going out to eat kinda fancy this weekend, so I'll check in on my high class poo, too.

had a filet o fish for lunch...poop number 2

Looks like it will be a poopless day

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Looks like it will be a poopless day

nugz and whiskey

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Looks like it will be a poopless day

nugz and whiskey

Out

A++ dump this morning

bout 16-18 inches, mocha colored, ultra smooth, no cracking, easy exit

only knock is that it was super long as opposed to wide

girth gets me lifted

decent girth but not tree logger girth

got some splashback onto my taint as it dropped into the water too but i dont care

living la vida loca

must have been that trader joe’s salad at lunch

96583UP wrote:A++ dump this morning

bout 16-18 inches, mocha colored, ultra smooth, no cracking, easy exit

only knock is that it was super long as opposed to wide

girth gets me lifted

decent girth but not tree logger girth

got some splashback onto my taint as it dropped into the water too but i dont care

living la vida loca

I love this journey for you.

dad wrote:

96583UP wrote:A++ dump this morning

bout 16-18 inches, mocha colored, ultra smooth, no cracking, easy exit

only knock is that it was super long as opposed to wide

girth gets me lifted

decent girth but not tree logger girth

got some splashback onto my taint as it dropped into the water too but i dont care

living la vida loca

I love this journey for you.

our journey

together

as one

one RM

one love

one poop

That’s an insanely long turd. How satisfying.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Just one log today. Interestingly, my logs the last few days have a taken on a new shake for me. I can’t see one end of this one, but the other side narrows out at the end to a pointy shape. Like a large pencil.

Same thing. I couldn’t see how long it was. Maybe I need to adjust my fill valve?

Tomorrow, because it is Cinco de Mayo, I want everyone to yell "Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone who celebrates it!" just as you are depositing a load into the toilet. I think it would be a nice thing to do all together. Then, we can talk about it.

The bathroom should be a quiet and peaceful sanctuary. You’re unhinged.

Coach wrote:Tomorrow, because it is Cinco de Mayo, I want everyone to yell "Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone who celebrates it!" just as you are depositing a load into the toilet. I think it would be a nice thing to do all together. Then, we can talk about it.

I'm in.

Congrats to 9up on your great poop today. You're a Pooperstar.

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:Tomorrow, because it is Cinco de Mayo, I want everyone to yell "Happy Cinco de Mayo to everyone who celebrates it!" just as you are depositing a load into the toilet. I think it would be a nice thing to do all together. Then, we can talk about it.

I'm in.

Congrats to 9up on your great poop today. You're a Pooperstar.

excellent

Thank you everyone, for the well-wishes

I ate some black beans at lunch today in preparation for Cinco de Mayo

may we all celebrate our spanish (from GD) heritage tomorrow with fantastico poopos