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Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Tue July 16, 2024 8:18 pm
by The Argonaut
tragabigzanda wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Excel is the greatest skill one can learn in today's environment.
I don't disagree
It's absolutely true. Especially since no one seems to know what a database is and everything just runs on massive spreadsheets that were invented five years ago and are being asked to do way too much at this point
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Tue July 16, 2024 8:21 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 1:56 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
Just finished a three day training. My learning partner is a manufacturing automation engineer I used to be in the same group with when I hired into the company. He left the group for another one in R&D during some restructuring and my entire business team integrated into one of the business divisions.
Typically a very mild mannered person, by the second half of day two he was the class clown. Perfectly well intentioned class disruption though, and I think he was building great report with the trainer. This was a side of him I hadn’t seen before, besides knowing him for typical cerebral engineering type of humor or general sage advice. Class fricking clown.
This is how introverts become after that many hours worth of forced socialization.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 2:00 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
I need an AI, Trag. It needs to be able to do my expense reports for me.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 2:01 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
Let’s use baby steps though, and start with a function to scan my receipts and upload them to the available receipts bin.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 2:06 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 2:11 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
Yeah probably an actual robot.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 2:20 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
I’m padding my post count a little bit, but I also need to mention that I’ve discovered a lot of new insights about myself. I’m roughly 1 chance in 5 to commit verbal violence as a form of communication during high stakes conversations.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 4:19 pm
by BurtReynolds
Heh, I think this crowdstrike thing kinda wrecked us this morning.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Fri July 19, 2024 5:02 pm
by pepperwhiteMFC
Too bad this couldn’t have happened just before I travel on Monday.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Wed July 31, 2024 11:18 pm
by The Argonaut
There's a couple middle-aged, nearing retirement ladies in my new office. You have no idea the kudos I've gotten for basic computer stuff like changing the printer preference to single-sided or using 'paste without formatting'. I'm like in-house IT over there. I'm very popular with the old ladies. I think the 25 year old kid who has never worked in an office before is a little jealous, though
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Thu August 01, 2024 3:23 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
How much do your benefits cost?
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Thu August 01, 2024 5:05 am
by Bammer
Trag becomes more insufferable with every new thread I happen upon
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Thu August 01, 2024 5:37 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
The Argonaut wrote:There's a couple middle-aged, nearing retirement ladies in my new office. You have no idea the kudos I've gotten for basic computer stuff like changing the printer preference to single-sided or using 'paste without formatting'. I'm like in-house IT over there. I'm very popular with the old ladies. I think the 25 year old kid who has never worked in an office before is a little jealous, though
You can leverage this position of power.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Thu August 01, 2024 5:43 am
by spike
Bammer wrote:Trag becomes more insufferable with every new thread I happen upon
bammer experiencing the bammer effect
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Mon August 05, 2024 10:36 pm
by wease
Have some personnel issues/drama at one of my centers. Got one girl that misses all the time and she tells everybody else there why so one of the other girls tells her she hates working with her because we never know if she’s gonna show up or not. I’m already working on what I need to do to write this girl up for her attendance but then this weekend, she calls out saying she can’t work with that other girl anymore because she’s being bullied. So now, I’m like, fuck now I have to fucking report it to HR. So I call Lenny and he basically tells me what I was hoping. That attendance girl seems to be causing all the drama. If she shows up tomorrow, I write her up. If she doesn’t, she’s fired.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Tue August 06, 2024 1:53 pm
by Bammer
I’m having personnel issues as well, wease.
Such a pain and probably why I got shingles in the first place.
People need to just do their damn job.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Tue August 06, 2024 5:40 pm
by wease
Anymore, a supervisor’s job is nothing but being a babysitter.
The girl failed to show up today. She’s outta here.
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Tue August 06, 2024 6:45 pm
by The Argonaut
The job of a babysitter is to keep the children safe. It is a noble profession
Re: The New & Unproved Work/Job/Career Thread
Posted: Wed August 07, 2024 12:57 pm
by pepperwhiteMFC
Working with people is so exhausting.