Red Mosquito

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 8:43 pm**

Tomorrow let’s all see how close we can get to crapping ourselves without actually crapping ourselves

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 8:46 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Tomorrow let’s all see how close we can get to crapping ourselves without actually crapping ourselves

edging, but for butts.

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 9:29 pm**

Unleashed about a bucket of gouache today

Posted: **Thu May 04, 2023 9:59 pm**

my wife was out for a mani/pedi while I was talking with my therapist..she came home and we both had a drink and then I had a good poop

Posted: **Fri May 05, 2023 1:11 pm**

Let me know if anyone yells out Happy Cinco de Mayo while poop exits body today!

Posted: **Sat May 06, 2023 7:10 pm**

One medium log, a bunch of smaller ones that took some effort...but surprisingly minimal wiping.

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2023 12:27 pm**

couple mega dumps this morning

first one was just a dense pile so thick the initial flush failed needed a second

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2023 8:58 pm**

Had Culver’s for lunch earlier. Leaving the grocery store twenty minutes ago, my farts smelled just like battered shrimp. Cranking out what’s up there now. Returning them to the sea.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 12:59 am**

spike wrote:Had Culver’s for lunch earlier. Leaving the grocery store twenty minutes ago, my farts smelled just like battered shrimp. Cranking out what’s up there now. Returning them to the sea.

Watch your mouth

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 1:01 am**

Just had a nice log followed by a small one. Sat there for another minute and had an almost diarrhea-esque feel come over. A few more small logs came out, but no ‘rhea even though the feeling persisted. Wiping wasn’t too bad. My stomach still feels weird though

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 1:22 am**

My three year old just produced a log so mighty it left my wife speechless.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 1:38 am**

sometimes they hold them in forever and they compound into a megalodon-sized feces

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 1:40 am**

Yeah she hasn’t pooped for a couple days, and she eats a ton.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 2:05 am**

That’s precious

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 3:30 pm**

One above average, normal looking log that came out easily. But the wipe was really messy, and now my butt is rubbed raw.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 3:32 pm**

today's offering was so massive it curled in on itself. i needed this after not going Friday or Saturday, and having a mediocre one yesterday.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 3:44 pm**

dad wrote:today's offering was so massive it curled in on itself. i needed this after not going Friday or Saturday, and having a mediocre one yesterday.

Those are always nice after a dry spell

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 3:50 pm**

I don't think I've ever had a day in my life where I haven't pooped. Am I weird or are you guys weird?

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 3:59 pm**

sounds like you're just a regular dude.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2023 4:08 pm**

You are the weird one.

Red Mosquito

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