Lightning Bolt: the official album thread

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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:Nickelback wishes they'd written a song as good as this.
That's not really a plus point
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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which is the better feud? Stip vs. Illumineddie or Plat vs. Adamdude?
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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IlluminEddie wrote:You obviously don't know what you're talking about too. Congrats.
it's 'either', but what an obnoxious self assured thing to say :roll:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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hey, I walked away. People posting telling us to stop talking to each other was a red flag.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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stip wrote:
evenslow wrote:Don't get sucked into the Illumineddie vortex stip.
i typed out a response and deleted it :lol:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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okay, I have to go to a meeting instead of staying here to talk about sirens. Back in an hour.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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When by the graves by which we live our lives
with death over our shoulders.
Want you to know that should I go,
I always loved you, held you high above too.
I study your face, and the fear goes away.

Yes. YES!
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stip wrote:I agree this could be a very popular if it gets the right kind of audience.
Getting it on the playlist at Applebees seems the most logical first step.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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harmless wrote:Nickelback wishes they'd written a song as good as this.
That's kind of what I'm thinking. It sounds like those bands, but in a "showing them how it's done" kind of way.

At least that's what I'm telling myself at the moment.
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Thejambi wrote:When by the graves by which we live our lives
with death over our shoulders.
Want you to know that should I go,
I always loved you, held you high above too.
I study your face, and the fear goes away.

Yes. YES!
Reminds me of The Rising a little bit.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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stupidmop wrote:
harmless wrote:Nickelback wishes they'd written a song as good as this.
That's not really a plus point
Which is why I didn't write "This is a plus point." It's not a dealbreaker either.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Tuolumne wrote:I haven't heard this song yet but I find the commentary here hilarious (usually when RM think it's funny it is not). The divisive reactions have me so intrigued. Haven't see this in forever..... Maybe PJ are in that "there's no guilty pleasures anymore" stage with this? You know, we're in this era of music where everyone listens to everything, Taylor Swift has hipster fans and Taylor Swift fans have Grizzly Bear songs on their playlist, things like that ......

I found this post very interesting and thought provoking. Thanks. :thumbsup:
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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McParadigm wrote:
stip wrote:I agree this could be a very popular if it gets the right kind of audience.
Getting it on the playlist at Applebees seems the most logical first step.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Farmer John wrote:
harmless wrote:Nickelback wishes they'd written a song as good as this.
That's kind of what I'm thinking. It sounds like those bands, but in a "showing them how it's done" kind of way.

At least that's what I'm telling myself at the moment.
I disagree with this sentiment...

....but if I didn't, I'd say...

...."showing" Chad Kroeger how to better do the thing he's trying to do is a lot like shitting in your kids pants to let him see how it's properly fucking done.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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stupidmop wrote:
Oh, Jimmy wrote:I keep seeing people say Sirens is gonna be huge. Am I the only one that thinks that at this stage in the game, the best PJ can hope for is a fluke hit like Last Kiss or Just Breathe? They've been the best at getting an intentional big hit, especially this century.
No way is it gonna be 'huge'.
KurtLeon wrote:I loved this!
Remind me a bit of Vitalogy and Binaural and cheese (and I love cheese)
maybe my favorite of the album so far.
How in the hell does it remind you of vitalogy? :?

I get the people saying they've perfected what they wanted to do on backspacer, but all that says to me is they've spent the last 5 years trying to polish a turd. They might have got it good and shiny this time round but its still a turd.
I don't get it either. This thing just screams "skip me" right from the beginning. I am a little sick from listening to it.

Looks like this is going to be as polarizing a track as they've ever put out there. I, for one, was immediately pulled into the "i hate it, and can't believe it" camp. Maybe it will grow on me, but holy, shit, it's going to take a lot to get this little limpy dick hard
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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stip wrote:I just posted this in the sirens thread:

okay, after 5 or 6 listens it's a very pretty song so utterly unlike anything I expected to hear from them--almost like everything that I expect from pearl jam is there and turned inside out. I was expecting this to be a huge song, and nothing like this.

It is utterly cheesy in a glorious way because, while it has just about every cheesy affectation you can think of short of strings, I do not doubt for even one second that this is absolutely 100% sincere--like someone chose to adopt every one of these conventions because they love them without thinking of them as conventions. It's just bizzare.

Haven't gotten to the lyrics yet.

Eddie sounds wonderful

The music is very pleasant...

This song will be great or a skipper based entirely on one factor and one factor only: Will I want to belt this song out at the top of my lungs.

I have no idea. If I do it'll be amazing. If I don't it'll be an ipod shuffle listen.
Well, there is no obvious chorus to sing along to. Which is one of the things I like about it. Only PJ would do a full on 80s power ballad without a chorus. This could also be a grower which is not usually the case for for these types of songs.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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IlluminEddie wrote:
stip wrote: wishlist is one of the strongest pieces of writing in the catalog, lyrically.

This is one of the most retarded statements I've ever read. I like Wishlist (the song) for what it is. But, claiming wishlist is one of PJs strongest pieces of lyrical writing is hysterical...

...it's well, well, well below average - lyrically. This statement seems, somewhat... what's the word ---- contrarian?
Said the man that thinks PJ possibly didn't work on an album until they knew the results of the 2012 election....
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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IlluminEddie wrote:
stip wrote: wishlist is one of the strongest pieces of writing in the catalog, lyrically.

This is one of the most retarded statements I've ever read. I like Wishlist (the song) for what it is. But, claiming wishlist is one of PJs strongest pieces of lyrical writing is hysterical...

...it's well, well, well below average - lyrically. This statement seems, somewhat... what's the word ---- contrarian?

I think Wishlist's lyrics are brilliant in their simplicity. We truly do waste a lot of our time away wishing for what we don't have, as opposed to valuing what we do have. I think this song hits that nail on the head very poetically.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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Lounge Lizard wrote:
IlluminEddie wrote:You obviously don't know what you're talking about too. Congrats.
it's 'either', but what an obnoxious self assured thing to say :roll:

I'm sorry, but anyone claiming Wishlist's lyrics are top-notch in the PJ catalog needs their head examined. Lyrically, it's the work of 3rd grader writing Santa. There's plenty of great songs (lyrically) to choose from, that's not one of em'.
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Re: Lightning Bolt - October 15

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guitar_davey wrote:
Tuolumne wrote:I haven't heard this song yet but I find the commentary here hilarious (usually when RM think it's funny it is not). The divisive reactions have me so intrigued. Haven't see this in forever..... Maybe PJ are in that "there's no guilty pleasures anymore" stage with this? You know, we're in this era of music where everyone listens to everything, Taylor Swift has hipster fans and Taylor Swift fans have Grizzly Bear songs on their playlist, things like that ......

I found this post very interesting and thought provoking. Thanks. :thumbsup:
Yeah, this was good.
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