Red Mosquito

Three times this morning. Could’ve and should’ve been handled in one.

spike wrote:Three times this morning. Could’ve and should’ve been handled in one.

Fourth poop of the day and it’s not even 2pm. This one more productive at least.

i had a couple mid-grade craps today

not bad not great

but more good than bad

*Gary Payton II has entered the chat*

I do love me some Gary Payton weed smoke in my face

Two early AM dumps and actually feel like I still have some to go. Way too many wipes with each. Maybe a little too moist, but I don't want to say it was a loose stool.

three poops already

purging the evening food fest

first was a pile of logs

next two mix of consistencies

feeling light and relieved now

Coach wrote:Two early AM dumps and actually feel like I still have some to go. Way too many wipes with each. Maybe a little too moist, but I don't want to say it was a loose stool.

Poop Update: They say the third time's a charm and that, indeed, was the case, as my third shit from the AM completely cleared me out. It was a stool on the looser side and kinda coiled up nicely in the toilet. I feel good.

I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.

spike wrote:I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.

oh man, are you in for a treat...

dad wrote:

spike wrote:I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.

oh man, are you in for a treat...

I’m kind of looking forward to the clean out, but not like this.

spike wrote:

dad wrote:

spike wrote:I start my colonoscopy prep in just over 24 hours. Will keep you all apprised.

oh man, are you in for a treat...

I’m kind of looking forward to the clean out, but not like this.

oh boy..get ready

do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.

man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under

My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?

spike wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under

My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?

what kind of gastroenterologist are you going to bro?

hey, if you want to be awake when the scope goes in your butt, i'm not here to judge.

spike wrote:

doug rr wrote:

dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.

I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under

My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?

you have choices between being knocked out and more relaxed / stoned. I am adamant about staying awake so I am going for the slow relaxing meds. I let my girlfriend stick her finger up my ass when I fuck her and I like to stay awake for that, too.

on second thought, maybe go with the relaxed fit, and try your best to take notes of the procedure, and we'll see how coherent you were through it.

i recommend a yellow legal pad and a no. 2 pencil.