Anybody want a Corona?

[Mickey]

Turns out it did come from bats

Somewhere Bi_3 is shaking, trembling, throwing up.

[Stickman]

So Ed got the 'Rona

Eddie Vedder Says He Saw His 'Life Flash' Before His Eyes After Catching COVID

[spike]

Nice job.

PS - A week of silence in this thread was nice. Almost like the rest of you had arrived at the party finally.

Life can’t always be a party, frat boi.

Who would have guessed that Bammer would become the most condescending poster in the Covid thread. What a wild world we live in.

Those who have been deeply traumatized by the last two years are seizing this moment to claim victory.

[B]

My local school district boggles the mind.

They voted last night to go from a mask mandate to "mask recommended" on April 4, which is the first day back from Spring Break.

If you're going to wait until then, why not go 2 more weeks to weed out the kids bringing COVID back from wherever the fuck they went over Spring Break?

Elementary School kids are still not allowed to talk during lunch.

[BurtReynolds]

Sorry, Jorge.

[JuanHamm]

Elementary School kids are still not allowed to talk during lunch.

Wtf ?

Where do you live that people put up with such nonsense?

[Bammer]

Elementary School kids are still not allowed to talk during lunch.

Wtf ?

Where do you live that people put up with such nonsense?

While I vehemently oppose most protocols, this is one I can actually get behind.

[JuanHamm]

Elementary School kids are still not allowed to talk during lunch.

Wtf ?

Where do you live that people put up with such nonsense?

While I vehemently oppose most protocols, this is one I can actually get behind.

The only people benefiting from this are the lunch ladies.

[blueviper]

The county I work in dropped our mask mandate this past monday. My work follows the county guidelines so now we don't have to wear masks at work. It's weird seeing everyone's faces again. I've caught myself a few times leaving my office and almost turning around to get my mask.

[Rob]

I've got 3 kids ranging from 1st to 6th grade, and they dropped the mask mandate this past Monday in my town. Some towns still require it in school, but the state isn't mandating anything here anymore.

[Bammer]

State ends one week from today. County doing everything it can to keep it going forever.

[JuanHamm]

Man, our governor gave up on Covid ages ago. Probably because of the plan to kidnap and murder her.

[macphisto]

So glad the child abuse is ending. It should be effective immediately, although I’m sure the science supports waiting another week.

[Rob]

So glad the child abuse is ending. It should be effective immediately, although I’m sure the science supports waiting another week.

Are you one of those people we read about at school board meetings losing their shit over this "tyranny" inflicted on the children? I can understand being against the mask mandate, but calling it child abuse just signals that you're on a different looney-train than the "wear a mask always and everywhere" crowd.

[Leatherhead]

So glad the child abuse is ending. It should be effective immediately, although I’m sure the science supports waiting another week.

Are you one of those people we read about at school board meetings losing their shit over this "tyranny" inflicted on the children? I can understand being against the mask mandate, but calling it child abuse just signals that you're on a different looney-train than the "wear a mask always and everywhere" crowd.

Yea. My son's never had much of a problem with mask wearing at school. He happily trots onto the school bus every morning with all his mask wearing neighbors. I've never seen or heard of a child happily getting their ass beat for misbehaving at the grocery store.

[macphisto]

So glad the child abuse is ending. It should be effective immediately, although I’m sure the science supports waiting another week.

Are you one of those people we read about at school board meetings losing their shit over this "tyranny" inflicted on the children? I can understand being against the mask mandate, but calling it child abuse just signals that you're on a different looney-train than the "wear a mask always and everywhere" crowd.

No, I just grumble under my breath and bitch about it here. Equating mandatory masking with child abuse is hyperbole. Having kids eat lunch separated by plexiglass with no talking allowed, or lunch outside in cold weather...now we're in the realm.

Yea. My son's never had much of a problem with mask wearing at school. He happily trots onto the school bus every morning with all his mask wearing neighbors. I've never seen or heard of a child happily getting their ass beat for misbehaving at the grocery store.

The kids I know are the same way, happy under the circumstances and making the best of it, but more than ready to ditch the masks as are their friends and classmates. I think that's most kids who haven't been completely mindfucked by their doomer parents over the past two years.

[Bammer]

Can’t wait to mail all our used snotty masks to the Guvna’s office next weekend.

[JuanHamm]

Can’t wait to mail all our used snotty masks to the Guvna’s office next weekend.

You'd probably get arrested for bioterrorism

[Bammer]

Can’t wait to mail all our used snotty masks to the Guvna’s office next weekend.

You'd probably get arrested for bioterrorism

Bring it

[Leatherhead]

Having kids eat lunch separated by plexiglass with no talking allowed, or lunch outside in cold weather...now we're in the realm.

That is too much.