Red Mosquito

washing machine wrote:I bet when mac gets asked for his vax card, he just tips his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose, raises his eyebrows, winks, then walks on.

That’s what I did for the last handful of Husky basketball games. Worked seamlessly.

Actually it was more of a disappointed stare and then an eye roll. Same diff.

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Bammer wrote:

washing machine wrote:I bet when mac gets asked for his vax card, he just tips his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose, raises his eyebrows, winks, then walks on.

That’s what I did for the last handful of Husky basketball games. Worked seamlessly.

Actually it was more of a disappointed stare and then an eye roll. Same diff.

Wow, you showed those ushers.

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Bringing it All Back Home

Must be the Upsilon variant? Theta?

McParadigm wrote:Bringing it All Back Home

Or zero covid is an absurd policy.

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

spike wrote:

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

Oh heavens no, seatbelts actually serve a purpose.

macphisto wrote:

spike wrote:

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

Oh heavens no, seatbelts actually serve a purpose.

I never buckle up when that light comes on. Fucking mile high gulag.

spike wrote:

macphisto wrote:

spike wrote:

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

Oh heavens no, seatbelts actually serve a purpose.

I never buckle up when that light comes on. Fucking mile high gulag.

That’s fine. Just know that I will mock you relentlessly when you’re a quadriplegic blowing into a tube to post on RM because you bounced off the ceiling in bad turbulence when you could have avoided it with the most unobtrusive precaution imaginable.

macphisto wrote:

spike wrote:

macphisto wrote:

spike wrote:

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

Oh heavens no, seatbelts actually serve a purpose.

I never buckle up when that light comes on. Fucking mile high gulag.

That’s fine. Just know that I will mock you relentlessly when you’re a quadriplegic blowing into a tube to post on RM because you bounced off the ceiling in bad turbulence when you could have avoided it with the most unobtrusive precaution imaginable.

I mean … this is a bit much, Mac.

Doesn’t change the fact that history will frown (and laugh) upon all these cockamamie protocols.

Worried about Covid? DON’T FUCKING FLY.

Bammer wrote:

macphisto wrote:

spike wrote:

macphisto wrote:

spike wrote:

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

Oh heavens no, seatbelts actually serve a purpose.

I never buckle up when that light comes on. Fucking mile high gulag.

That’s fine. Just know that I will mock you relentlessly when you’re a quadriplegic blowing into a tube to post on RM because you bounced off the ceiling in bad turbulence when you could have avoided it with the most unobtrusive precaution imaginable.

I mean … this is a bit much, Mac.

Doesn’t change the fact that history will frown (and laugh) upon all these cockamamie protocols.

Worried about Covid? DON’T FUCKING FLY.

What about the plane’s crew?

Been without any covid rules in the country since the 12th of February. No masks, no distance required, everywhere is open. Going fine.

spike wrote:

4/5 wrote:

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:Thought of bammer today every time someone on our flight took their mask off to eat

I always hold my breath like a good boy when doing this.

Just gotta love the mask rule ExCEpT wHEn aCtIveLY eaTINg oR DrInKinG and then feeding everyone at the exact same time lol

Masks off an entire flight as passengers roam freely throughout the plane, or masks off for twenty minutes of said flight while most passengers stay seated eating. Which scenario would be more conducive to a virus spreading?

Masks shouldn't be mandate on airplanes any more.

Same with those damn seatbelts too, amirite?

They could get rid of the seatbelt mandate today and I'd still wear it every time I'm in a car. And you'd be more than welcome to continue to wear a mask on a plane if you want to. Wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

They could get rid of homicide laws tomorrow and I still wouldn’t commit homicide.

McParadigm wrote:They could get rid of homicide laws tomorrow and I still wouldn’t commit homicide.

Mask mandates on airplanes, seatbelt mandates, and laws prohibiting murder. Same thing.

4/5 wrote:seatbelt mandates, and laws prohibiting murder. Same thing.

Agreed.

80%, buddy, I don’t care about mask mandates on planes. I’m only laughing at your seatbelt line.