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dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.
I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under
My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?
you have choices between being knocked out and more relaxed / stoned. I am adamant about staying awake so I am going for the slow relaxing meds. I let my girlfriend stick her finger up my ass when I fuck her and I like to stay awake for that, too.
You gonna let her peg you someday bro?
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spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.
I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under
My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?
you have choices between being knocked out and more relaxed / stoned. I am adamant about staying awake so I am going for the slow relaxing meds. I let my girlfriend stick her finger up my ass when I fuck her and I like to stay awake for that, too.
You gonna let her peg you someday bro?
nah
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Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:
dad wrote:man, this has me thinking about that great anesthesia nap i had while the doc shoved a camera up my chute.

great nap.
I went in on a Thursday morning..there was a bronco game that night..he asked me what my plans were later while they injected me and I got about 6 words in before I was out..first and only time I've been put under
My notes say that they don’t put you under, just relax you… but I assume that means there’s a good chance I doze off?
you have choices between being knocked out and more relaxed / stoned. I am adamant about staying awake so I am going for the slow relaxing meds. I let my girlfriend stick her finger up my ass when I fuck her and I like to stay awake for that, too.
You gonna let her peg you someday bro?
nah
i have a boner right now
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The very rare evening poop for me today. Above average log came out with ease, then 3 or 4 smaller ones with a little effort. The wiping was on the low side for me also, so all in all a win.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:The very rare evening poop for me today. Above average log came out with ease, then 3 or 4 smaller ones with a little effort. The wiping was on the low side for me also, so all in all a win.
baller.
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now when i regular i can promote regularity
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dad wrote:do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.
I just called my wife at work to coordinate when she’d be getting home with when I take my first sips. Figure I shouldn’t be chasing a kid around once the fun starts.
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dad wrote:do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.
I just called my wife at work to coordinate when she’d be getting home with when I take my first sips. Figure I shouldn’t be chasing a kid around once the fun starts.
Good luck, please keep us posted. I'm interested to learn what they give you to relax for the procedure vs. being knocked out.
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.
I just called my wife at work to coordinate when she’d be getting home with when I take my first sips. Figure I shouldn’t be chasing a kid around once the fun starts.
i had to start drinking my first 16oz at 6pm, followed by 32 oz of water within an hour of that. it took about an hour and a half to fully kick in. I alternated water and lemon-lime gatorade for the rest of the evening.
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i imagine you've not had a bite to eat since yesterday, yeah?
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dad wrote:
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dad wrote:do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.
I just called my wife at work to coordinate when she’d be getting home with when I take my first sips. Figure I shouldn’t be chasing a kid around once the fun starts.
i had to start drinking my first 16oz at 6pm, followed by 32 oz of water within an hour of that. it took about an hour and a half to fully kick in. I alternated water and lemon-lime gatorade for the rest of the evening.
Hmm, didn’t see anything about drinking water as well.
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dad wrote:i imagine you've not had a bite to eat since yesterday, yeah?
Just two cups of Strawberry Kiwi Jell-o for lunch.

I’ve got some chicken broth for dinner if I get hungry.
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:
spike wrote:
dad wrote:do not trust a single fart after drinking the suprep.
I just called my wife at work to coordinate when she’d be getting home with when I take my first sips. Figure I shouldn’t be chasing a kid around once the fun starts.
i had to start drinking my first 16oz at 6pm, followed by 32 oz of water within an hour of that. it took about an hour and a half to fully kick in. I alternated water and lemon-lime gatorade for the rest of the evening.
Hmm, didn’t see anything about drinking water as well.
i had instructions sent by the provider. the box has its own set of instructions, but the provider wanted me to keep pushing clear liquids to achieve the right hues to show i'd been completely emptied out.
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keep that 10 ply charmin nearby in every bathroom
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i suppose it doesn't have to be water. just clear liquids.

i have heard of folks who achieve the clearing out with only having consumed one 16oz bottle.

good luck.
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I was told to drink pediolyte..I had a few sips and it was too sweet...I stayed with water
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I suppose dehydration is a concern, so lots of liquids or pedialyte makes sense.
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what are you planning to eat first, post-procedure?
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dad wrote:what are you planning to eat first, post-procedure?
An uppity burger and shake place opened just around the corner today, so perhaps that. The kid and I actually walked by after the park earlier and they were beckoning us in, but I couldn’t. :(
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spike wrote:
dad wrote:what are you planning to eat first, post-procedure?
An uppity burger and shake place opened just around the corner today, so perhaps that. The kid and I actually walked by after the park earlier and they were beckoning us in, but I couldn’t. :(
yeah, not gonna lie, this was the worst of it for me, honestly.
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you should get an Italian beef right afterwards
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