Red Mosquito

Wtf

Im too depressed to even consider putting my stats in. Maybe ill just put in rmsim

I keep losing in ridiculous ways. I swear I load the bases twice every game and rarely score more than one run. Again, 28 baserunners today to score six runs while the other team gets 29 and scores 12. Someone on my team needs to start producing clutch at bats.

Reports are surfacing the Mike Paul & Friends held a players-only meeting following today's extra-innings loss in game ten.

At least the building frustration of a six game losing streak makes this a perfect weekend to be in a dodgeball tournament.

Lament wrote:Bobby Bonds would officially like to throw his hat in the ring for the title of "Baddest Man in the LCS Era Tournament So Far."

philpritchard wrote:I keep losing in ridiculous ways. I swear I load the bases twice every game and rarely score more than one run. Again, 28 baserunners today to score six runs while the other team gets 29 and scores 12. Someone on my team needs to start producing clutch at bats.

Reports are surfacing the Mike Paul & Friends held a players-only meeting following today's extra-innings loss in game ten.

At least the building frustration of a six game losing streak makes this a perfect weekend to be in a dodgeball tournament.

No headhunting!

Kaius wrote:

philpritchard wrote:I keep losing in ridiculous ways. I swear I load the bases twice every game and rarely score more than one run. Again, 28 baserunners today to score six runs while the other team gets 29 and scores 12. Someone on my team needs to start producing clutch at bats.

Reports are surfacing the Mike Paul & Friends held a players-only meeting following today's extra-innings loss in game ten.

At least the building frustration of a six game losing streak makes this a perfect weekend to be in a dodgeball tournament.

No headhunting!

Don't get too down guys. There's still (at least) 44 games left.

Kaius wrote:

philpritchard wrote:I keep losing in ridiculous ways. I swear I load the bases twice every game and rarely score more than one run. Again, 28 baserunners today to score six runs while the other team gets 29 and scores 12. Someone on my team needs to start producing clutch at bats.

Reports are surfacing the Mike Paul & Friends held a players-only meeting following today's extra-innings loss in game ten.

At least the building frustration of a six game losing streak makes this a perfect weekend to be in a dodgeball tournament.

No headhunting!

Ha! You know what's awesome? We just played a team that everyone hates because they cheat and pitch and complain and refuse to go off unless the ref calls it. I smoked their biggest douchebag directly in the face and he lost his mind even though i immediately apologized. He later hit my wife in the face and said nothing. The next game I hit him really hard in the balls. It made me feel better.

John Franco & Dave Righetti's combined stats: 10.38 ERA, 0-2 record, 0 for 2 in save opportunities

The rest of my staff: 2.58 ERA, 6-2 record, 5 quality starts, 3 complete games, 2 for 2 in save opportunities




Damn lefties in my pen.

Lament wrote:John Franco & Dave Righetti's combined stats: 10.38 ERA, 0-2 record, 0 for 2 in save opportunities

The rest of my staff: 2.58 ERA, 6-2 record, 5 quality starts, 3 complete games, 2 for 2 in save opportunities




Damn lefties in my pen.

Those are some impressive non-Franco/Righetti numbers.

So Ryan v. Carlton lived up to the hype....until the eighth. FUCK. Right now, Nolan Ryan is the leading candidate to be dropped from the rotation.

What? Franco's no good?

Mitch Williams, the last reliever I drafted, has pitched in 8 games. Tom Henke, the first reliever I drafted, has pitched in 1.

Robin Yount is killing it. Damn.

Day six starters...

Chudville Nine @ Kaius' Garainals
Seaver (R) vs. Tudor (L), Dierker (R) vs. Clemens (R)

Snap Bracelets/Electric Boogaloo @ LCS Argonauts
Hershiser (R) vs. Sutton (R), Key (L) vs. Valenzuela (L)

Aubrey Plazas @ Too Big a Harmon To Say
Maddux (R) vs. McLain (R), Hunter (R) vs. Viola (L)

SkitchP @ Mike Paul & Friends
Jenkins (R) vs. McDowell (L), Higuera (L) vs. Singer (R)

RMSim @ Winning By Numbers
Messersmith (R) vs. Gibson (R), Cuellar (L) vs. Saberhagen (R)

philpritchard wrote:

Lament wrote:John Franco & Dave Righetti's combined stats: 10.38 ERA, 0-2 record, 0 for 2 in save opportunities

The rest of my staff: 2.58 ERA, 6-2 record, 5 quality starts, 3 complete games, 2 for 2 in save opportunities




Damn lefties in my pen.

Those are some impressive non-Franco/Righetti numbers.

Yeah. I mean, I considered Franco and Righetti to be the weakest two pitchers on my staff, but I didn't expect them to be THIS much worse than the rest of them.

Either way, my big gamble with this draft was to neglect position players for most of the first half of the draft (as opposed to the last one, where I don't think I picked a pitcher till round nine). If my staff can keep up this pace, it may pay off with a playoff spot. I only have four starters though, so I really need none of them to end up being awful.

Day six has been run. It probably won't be posted until the afternoon though. Enjoy your Sunday.

I finally updated the last 2 days.. and it's pretty ugly. They all just suck.