Batman V: Superman Dawn of Justice

[@SkitchP]

I rely on B to screen my content

Your kids are still too young for Teen Titans go, right? Avoid it.

[stip]

We will be a marvel household

[@SkitchP]

We will be a marvel household

It's cute that you think you get to choose.

[stip]

youve got to lie to me, baby

[epilogue]

Don't force Marvel on your kids. They'll grow up DC just to spite you.

[LoathedVermin72]

We will be a marvel household

this is my worst nightmare

[epilogue]

When my accidental children ask me what a superhero is... I'll show him/her/it Bad Boys and say, "that, kid. That's what a superhero is."

[LoathedVermin72]

When my accidental children ask me what a superhero is... I'll show him/her/it Bad Boys and say, "that, kid. That's what a superhero is."

FUCK YEAH

[LoathedVermin72]

i will show them kanye

[B]

I rely on B to screen my content

That's wise.

[epilogue]

I rely on B to screen my content

That's wise.

[McParadigm]

Don't force Marvel on your kids. They'll grow up DC just to spite you.

"What should we watch tonight champ? Avengers 2?"
"Daddy?"
"Yeah?"
"Did they ever used to make movies about...other things?"
"You mean Batman? Sure, they-"
"No. Other things."
"S...Superman?"
"No."
"Greater DC universe?"
"Dad! Not superheroes at all! Like...other things!"
"(Sigh). If you wanted to watch Star Wars, why didn't you just say so?"

[epilogue]

Don't force Marvel on your kids. They'll grow up DC just to spite you.

"What should we watch tonight champ? Avengers 2?"
"Daddy?"
"Yeah?"
"Did they ever used to make movies about...other things?"
"You mean Batman? Sure, they-"
"No. Other things."
"S...Superman?"
"No."
"Greater DC universe?"
"Dad! Not superheroes at all! Like...other things!"
"(Sigh). If you wanted to watch Star Wars, why didn't you just say so?"

Pulitzer Prize material.

[bada]

I like to imagine McP's kids would only be in to documentaries on the Panama Canal or Japanese Internment Camps. Fun stuff like that.

[McParadigm]

I like to imagine McP's kids would only be in to documentaries on the Panama Canal or Japanese Internment Camps. Fun stuff like that.

I like to imagine that, too.

In reality, my son was really into Cosmos, and in general they both like big stuff like Star Wars....but honestly, they aren't much for TV or movies in general. We don't do a ton of sitting around, and I think my son would rather read when we do.

I enjoyed reading this, this morning.

[bune]

I am completely indifferent to this movie and im fairly certain i will not go see it in the theaters. However, it takes a lot for me to go spend the money and catch a movie in a theater these days. I used to love spending time at movies when i was younger but the older I get i realize i rather just wait, save the money, and watch it at home at my convenience. Unless it is star wars, of course.

Part of what turns me off about this is because everything feels forced. Characters appear to be shoe horned into the movie, not for the sake of the story, but for the opportunity to capitalize on all these upcoming movies and spin offs to rival Marvel. Huge turn off for me.

True. It doesnt seem to make sense to have Wonder Woman here at all.

Based on the trailers, Wonder Woman seems to make way more sense than Louis, Lex, Aquaman, Cyborg, Flash and even fucking Doomsday. She's not the thing I would point as evidence of things feeling forced.

[epilogue]

I apologize for my typo, but I have no idea what that picture is supposed to mean.

[bada]

I don't think you are sorry at all.

[epilogue]

I AM I SWEAR

[Peeps]

bada, you would be wise not to trust a human with a comma in their name