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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Tue January 19, 2021 8:24 pm
by ghost
tragabigzanda wrote:After four months of shopping, permitting, getting a custom heat pad build, site visits, etc, we are finally scheduled to have a wood stove installed on Thursday. This was supposed to happen a couple weeks ago, but when the guy showed up to cut a hole in our ceiling, he got up there and said "Uh-oh, we didn't realize we'd have to go through an eave. This will require a sub."
Sub comes out, bids it at $3500. That's more than the stove! We freak out, express our disappointment that they didn't catch this until the last stage despite our submitting plans for approval to the HOA (with the stove company's reviewing them), and two prior site visits by the install guy. So we balk, tell the stove people we're about ready to return the whole thing and get our money back...
Sub calls us back within a couple hours and says "Ok I can do the roof mod for $250, but you'll want to spend the other $3250 some day if you want it to look nice on the exterior." Lol. He comes and does the mod, it's virtually invisible from outside unless you're standing in one tight little corner between us and the neighbors.
We'll get it fixed up next summer probably, but wtf. They're all in cahoots, I tells ya.
I'm jealous of the wood stove. I love that smell when I'm running outside in the winter.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Tue January 19, 2021 10:33 pm
by 96583UP
are you going to put a baby gate around it
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Tue January 19, 2021 10:45 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Tue January 19, 2021 11:16 pm
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:96583UP wrote:are you going to put a baby gate around it
don't think so. She seems to understand the concept of the stove being hot, and there's no practical way to completely bar her from the wood stove. It will literally be more practical to watch her every second, and to react quickly when she eventually does get her hand onto some hot iron.
you could fence it
https://www.target.com/p/toddleroo-by-n ... A-13971309
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Tue January 19, 2021 11:32 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 1:49 am
by knee tunes
tragabigzanda wrote: It will literally be more practical to watch her every second, and to react quickly when she eventually does get her hand onto some hot iron.
I'm quoting this so you could read it again
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 1:50 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 1:55 am
by 96583UP
what's your deductible for ER visits?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 1:57 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
tragabigzanda wrote:96583UP wrote:are you going to put a baby gate around it
don't think so. She seems to understand the concept of the stove being hot, and there's no practical way to completely bar her from the wood stove. It will literally be more practical to watch her every second, and to react quickly when she eventually does get her hand onto some hot iron.
this sounds like a great idea...you've got this parenting thing down
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 2:08 am
by 96583UP
computer simulation depicting trag's child after his hover-parent single line of defense system fails:
- Spoiler: show

Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 2:10 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 2:14 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
can someone tell child and family services to ignore my urgent voicemail?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 2:49 am
by Bammer
Fuckin trag. The only person I know who would live in Montana in a neighborhood with an HOA
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 2:51 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 2:58 am
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:Bammer wrote:Fuckin trag. The only person I know who would live in Montana in a neighborhood with an HOA
Oh southwest MT is full of them. Bozeman will be Denver in 15 more years.
Because of people like you!!
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 3:03 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Wed January 20, 2021 6:41 pm
by Mickey
Trag dude Jesus
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Sun January 31, 2021 7:44 pm
by washing machine
How much should I expect to pay for an iron fence with electric gate for the front yard? We're talking roughly 80 feet across.
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Sun January 31, 2021 7:55 pm
by knee tunes
washing machine wrote:How much should I expect to pay for an iron fence with electric gate for the front yard? We're talking roughly 80 feet across.
Are you talking to Mickey?
Re: The Home Improvement Thread
Posted: Sun January 31, 2021 8:06 pm
by washing machine
Never.