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96583UP wrote:all-fiber day

massive, revolutionary shit in process
Detail your fiber intake
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oh! I need to take my fiber. BRB
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BurtReynolds wrote:oh! I need to take my fiber. BRB
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:all-fiber day

massive, revolutionary shit in process
Detail your fiber intake
banana
lentils over crumbled seed crackers
diced cucumbers with hummus in fiber wrap
green beans
mushrooms
soybean spaghetti
=
massive, revolutionary feces

still recovering, somewhat astir

the lentils were early in the day and may have set the tone
by the time the soybean spaghetti arrived, it was like 'it's time to do this, feces thing'

heavy flow day
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Send me a plate of that I want to poop
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Send me a plate of that I want to poop
buy these and you will shit

i guarantee

https://www.amazon.com/Marys-Gone-Crack ... 09967&th=1
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I just had a below average poop. Better than nothing I guess.

Poop.
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Guys, we have a thread for this shit.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:Sorry to hear that. I'm glad the surgery was successful. How long of a stay in hospital is she looking at?
Sounds like three or so days here, but then straight to rehab. She’s had rheumatoid arthritis most of her life so it’s tough to see another thing limit her long term.
i'm sorry, man. glad the surgery went well. hope rehab goes well too.
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washing machine wrote:My 93 year old grandma who lives in an assisted living place had a wild hair to cook some old recipes today
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They let the octogenarians cook?
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today our dog is officially a year old..err...seven years old. we got her a little pup cake, a biscuit, and a new chew toy. she's changed our lives forever in a good way since we brought her home last year.

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Going to need you to explain your socks, dad.

Or your wife’s hairy legs.
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Women are allowed to not shave their legs without having to explain themselves to you, spike
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those are my legs, and the socks have oranges on them.

were you worried they might be flowers? is that not masculine enough for you?
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inside those socks, my toenails are painted black. is that not masculine either?
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spike wrote:Going to need you to explain your socks, dad.

Or your wife’s hairy legs.
Feels like a Bammer post
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great, now my dog is upset because someone thinks her owner wears feminine socks, and that's somehow...bad?

i hope she can recover from this, spike.
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dad wrote:those are my legs, and the socks have oranges on them.

were you worried they might be flowers? is that not masculine enough for you?
Oranges grow on stems? Come on, dad.

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spike wrote:
dad wrote:those are my legs, and the socks have oranges on them.

were you worried they might be flowers? is that not masculine enough for you?
Oranges grow on stems? Come on, dad.

Describe your favorite necktie.
you're doing a lot of unnecessary overtime here, bub.
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