spike
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by spike Wed May 10, 2023 9:55 pm
dad wrote: spike wrote: dad wrote: what are you planning to eat first, post-procedure?
An uppity burger and shake place opened just around the corner today, so perhaps that. The kid and I actually walked by after the park earlier and they were beckoning us in, but I couldn’t.
yeah, not gonna lie, this was the worst of it for me, honestly.
I’ve been fine on that part so far, oddly.
spike
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by spike Wed May 10, 2023 10:33 pm
Things are underway here.
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by dad Wed May 10, 2023 11:00 pm
let the waterworks flow, baby.
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
spike
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by spike Wed May 10, 2023 11:06 pm
This is comical.
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by JuanHamm Wed May 10, 2023 11:11 pm
Such hubris
Nihilist lives don't matter
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by doug rr Wed May 10, 2023 11:15 pm
I bet he's pooping again right now
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by dad Wed May 10, 2023 11:19 pm
VIDEO
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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by 96583UP Wed May 10, 2023 11:24 pm
fuck i am having suprep fomo, again
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by dad Wed May 10, 2023 11:41 pm
96583UP wrote: fuck i am having suprep fomo, again
https://www.goodrx.com/suprep-bowel-prep 96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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by spike Wed May 10, 2023 11:43 pm
doug rr wrote: I bet he's pooping again right now
spike
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by spike Wed May 10, 2023 11:44 pm
Haha my buddy was asking where to get it earlier. I think I sent him the same link.
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by dad Wed May 10, 2023 11:45 pm
spike wrote:
Haha my buddy was asking where to get it earlier. I think I sent him the same link.
it's free if you're actually having a colonoscopy, so there's that...
96583UP wrote: i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
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by spike Thu May 11, 2023 1:04 am
dad wrote: spike wrote:
Haha my buddy was asking where to get it earlier. I think I sent him the same link.
it's free if you're actually having a colonoscopy, so there's that...
Yeah I told him to schedule one, then cancel it a couple weeks prior. They should’ve already filled the script by then.
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by spike Thu May 11, 2023 3:09 am
I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
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by Coach Thu May 11, 2023 11:16 am
spike wrote: I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
If your poop was a bad Pearl Jam album would it be Backspacer or Lightning Bolt?
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by Coach Thu May 11, 2023 11:47 am
Wow, two massive snake coil-like dumps really cleared me out this AM. I credit the Starbucks Cold Brew cans that I crushed earlier.
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by Coach Thu May 11, 2023 11:59 am
This appeared in my Twitter today so thought I'd share. I hope that none of you stole this toilet parade float!
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by spike Thu May 11, 2023 12:08 pm
Coach wrote: spike wrote: I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
If your poop was a bad Pearl Jam album would it be Backspacer or Lightning Bolt?
Definitely LB
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by Coach Thu May 11, 2023 12:21 pm
spike wrote: Coach wrote: spike wrote: I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
If your poop was a bad Pearl Jam album would it be Backspacer or Lightning Bolt?
Definitely LB
Fast and hard, huh?
spike
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by spike Thu May 11, 2023 12:33 pm
These bathroom trips are getting old.
