Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 9:55 pm
by spike
dad wrote:
spike wrote:
dad wrote:what are you planning to eat first, post-procedure?
An uppity burger and shake place opened just around the corner today, so perhaps that. The kid and I actually walked by after the park earlier and they were beckoning us in, but I couldn’t.
yeah, not gonna lie, this was the worst of it for me, honestly.
I’ve been fine on that part so far, oddly.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 10:33 pm
by spike
Things are underway here.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:00 pm
by dad
let the waterworks flow, baby.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:06 pm
by spike
This is comical.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:11 pm
by JuanHamm
Such hubris
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:15 pm
by doug rr
I bet he's pooping again right now
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:19 pm
by dad
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 11:24 pm
by 96583UP
fuck i am having suprep fomo, again
i gotta get some
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Haha my buddy was asking where to get it earlier. I think I sent him the same link.
it's free if you're actually having a colonoscopy, so there's that...
Yeah I told him to schedule one, then cancel it a couple weeks prior. They should’ve already filled the script by then.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:09 am
by spike
I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 11:16 am
by Coach
spike wrote:I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
If your poop was a bad Pearl Jam album would it be Backspacer or Lightning Bolt?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 11:47 am
by Coach
Wow, two massive snake coil-like dumps really cleared me out this AM. I credit the Starbucks Cold Brew cans that I crushed earlier.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 11:59 am
by Coach
This appeared in my Twitter today so thought I'd share. I hope that none of you stole this toilet parade float!
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 12:08 pm
by spike
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
If your poop was a bad Pearl Jam album would it be Backspacer or Lightning Bolt?
Definitely LB
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 12:21 pm
by Coach
spike wrote:
Coach wrote:
spike wrote:I’m not posting in here anymore because what’s now coming out of my ass can no longer be classified as poop. We’ll see what the morn brings.
If your poop was a bad Pearl Jam album would it be Backspacer or Lightning Bolt?
Definitely LB
Fast and hard, huh?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)