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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:29 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I doubt it would change my take on this, but how long did he have to wait for his daughter to arrive?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:31 pm
by Ello Sailor
The park is for the disabled. Not just disabled people who are planning on being disabled outside of their car.

This is madness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:36 pm
by dad
How do we know his friend didn't park close on the off-chance he could get a better view of the other soccer dads?

able-bodied or otherwise.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:38 pm
by Ello Sailor
Truuuu. Soccer dads be packing.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:39 pm
by Chris_H_2
Dear Higgs: do you happen to know the concoction of drugs that rooffied your kid? Asking for … ahem … a friend.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:39 pm
by Chris_H_2
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I doubt it would change my take on this, but how long did he have to wait for his daughter to arrive?
About 10 minutes. All to accommodate his able-bodied daughter.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:40 pm
by Ello Sailor
Chris trying to gather data on roofies. An actual maniac.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:47 pm
by dad
Chris, all joking aside, I think it's perfectly normal for you to feel like your friend is gaming the system to help his lazy good-for-nothing trollop daughter.

In fact, the next time you're in whole foods or kroger or wherever you buy meats to sous vide, you should absolutely knock him on his ass if you see him hobbling around or mario-karting a rascal scooter.

fuck that guy.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:49 pm
by Chris_H_2
dad wrote:Chris, all joking aside, I think it's perfectly normal for you to feel like your friend is gaming the system to help his lazy good-for-nothing trollop daughter.

In fact, the next time you're in whole foods or kroger or wherever you buy meats to sous vide, you should absolutely knock him on his ass if you see him hobbling around or mario-karting a rascal scooter.

fuck that guy.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re being sarcastic. But I can’t be sure.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Thu August 17, 2023 11:55 pm
by dad
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:Chris, all joking aside, I think it's perfectly normal for you to feel like your friend is gaming the system to help his lazy good-for-nothing trollop daughter.

In fact, the next time you're in whole foods or kroger or wherever you buy meats to sous vide, you should absolutely knock him on his ass if you see him hobbling around or mario-karting a rascal scooter.

fuck that guy.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re being sarcastic. But I can’t be sure.
I am 100% dead serious.

you said it yourself, she sucks.

now your friend sucks too. what are you left with?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 12:03 am
by Chris_H_2
dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:Chris, all joking aside, I think it's perfectly normal for you to feel like your friend is gaming the system to help his lazy good-for-nothing trollop daughter.

In fact, the next time you're in whole foods or kroger or wherever you buy meats to sous vide, you should absolutely knock him on his ass if you see him hobbling around or mario-karting a rascal scooter.

fuck that guy.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re being sarcastic. But I can’t be sure.
I am 100% dead serious.

you said it yourself, she sucks.

now your friend sucks too. what are you left with?
playing the long game by creating a bunch of fake accounts that I can resurrect in 10 years to rally for my cause?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 12:16 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Get over it

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 12:38 am
by Bi_3
Don’t listen to these clowns who probably have their wife’s last name. Double down, Chris. Double down

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 1:06 am
by Ello Sailor
Give yourself an uppercut, Bi.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 1:42 am
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:The park is for the disabled. Not just disabled people who are planning on being disabled outside of their car.

This is madness.
Trag’s right, but this even more right. Don’t look at handicap spots so narrowly as just easier to get to and from. Handicapped people’s days are a lot longer than the able bodied.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 1:50 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 1:53 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Yeah I don’t think I can look at him the same again

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 1:54 am
by Ello Sailor
Yeah fuck this guy. I'll watch.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 2:06 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
tree teach me how to forgive

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Fri August 18, 2023 2:08 am
by Ello Sailor
:lol: