Red Mosquito

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really hope an elderly Jar-Jar Binks is in this movie somewhere.

I hope he's narrating. An old Jar-Jar beside a fire in the dessert, telling the story of Episode VII to a bunch of hooded teens.

durdencommatyler wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really hope an elderly Jar-Jar Binks is in this movie somewhere.

I hope he's narrating. An old Jar-Jar beside a fire in the dessert, telling the story of Episode VII to a bunch of hooded teens.

I just came

McParadigm wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Strat wrote:Look, obviously this movie isn't going to forever change cinema and cement star wars in the upper echelon of story telling but I can bet it's gonna be a lot of fun and might actually be a decent movie.

This, I agree with. ESPECIALLY with JJ Abrams at the helm. Fuck you, McP, I said it.

How did he make the airplane interrogation scene in that Mission Impossible turkey seem so emotional and tense, and then fail so hard with almost the exact same setup in Star Trek?

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HE GODDAMN DIDN'T YOU FUCKING E-CURMUDGEON

durdencommatyler wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really hope an elderly Jar-Jar Binks is in this movie somewhere.

I hope he's narrating. An old Jar-Jar beside a fire in the dessert, telling the story of Episode VII to a bunch of hooded teens.

Not too many hooded teens, I hope, or the news will be full of stories of off-duty cops pelting holes in movie screens all over the country (in self defense).

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Strat wrote:Look, obviously this movie isn't going to forever change cinema and cement star wars in the upper echelon of story telling but I can bet it's gonna be a lot of fun and might actually be a decent movie.

This, I agree with. ESPECIALLY with JJ Abrams at the helm. Fuck you, McP, I said it.

How did he make the airplane interrogation scene in that Mission Impossible turkey seem so emotional and tense, and then fail so hard with almost the exact same setup in Star Trek?

Spoiler: show

HE GODDAMN DIDN'T YOU FUCKING E-CURMUDGEON

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I

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AM

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KHAN

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Gripping stuff, that.

durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

kinda

McParadigm wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Strat wrote:Look, obviously this movie isn't going to forever change cinema and cement star wars in the upper echelon of story telling but I can bet it's gonna be a lot of fun and might actually be a decent movie.

This, I agree with. ESPECIALLY with JJ Abrams at the helm. Fuck you, McP, I said it.

How did he make the airplane interrogation scene in that Mission Impossible turkey seem so emotional and tense, and then fail so hard with almost the exact same setup in Star Trek?

because star trek is kinda lame. He did a great job star warsing it up, but in the end it's going to be limited by its source material

durdencommatyler wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really hope an elderly Jar-Jar Binks is in this movie somewhere.

I hope he's narrating. An old Jar-Jar beside a fire in the dessert, telling the story of Episode VII to a bunch of hooded teens.

One of the few things I actually liked about the second film was the fact that Jar Jar is the catalyst for the creation of the empire. I thought that was a fun piece of (probably unintentional) meta-storytelling

stip wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really hope an elderly Jar-Jar Binks is in this movie somewhere.

I hope he's narrating. An old Jar-Jar beside a fire in the dessert, telling the story of Episode VII to a bunch of hooded teens.

One of the few things I actually liked about the second film was the fact that Jar Jar is the catalyst for the creation of the empire. I thought that was a fun piece of (probably unintentional) meta-storytelling

That was maybe the only reason why Lucas said..."this character is important" after everyone hated him on Episode 1.

Im guessing he needed to do something like that.

McParadigm wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Strat wrote:Look, obviously this movie isn't going to forever change cinema and cement star wars in the upper echelon of story telling but I can bet it's gonna be a lot of fun and might actually be a decent movie.

This, I agree with. ESPECIALLY with JJ Abrams at the helm. Fuck you, McP, I said it.

How did he make the airplane interrogation scene in that Mission Impossible turkey seem so emotional and tense, and then fail so hard with almost the exact same setup in Star Trek?

Spoiler: show

HE GODDAMN DIDN'T YOU FUCKING E-CURMUDGEON

Spoiler: show

I

Spoiler: show

AM

Spoiler: show

KHAN

Spoiler: show

Gripping stuff, that.

Sure, but not really his fault, yaknow. Writers. Fuck em.

stip wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

kinda

Dubious post is dubious.

stip wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I really hope an elderly Jar-Jar Binks is in this movie somewhere.

I hope he's narrating. An old Jar-Jar beside a fire in the dessert, telling the story of Episode VII to a bunch of hooded teens.

One of the few things I actually liked about the second film was the fact that Jar Jar is the catalyst for the creation of the empire. I thought that was a fun piece of (probably unintentional) meta-storytelling

It's literally the only good thing about the prequels. And I'm including Natalie Portman's bare abdomen.

durdencommatyler wrote:

stip wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

kinda

Dubious post is dubious.

stip is a golem composed of pure dubiousness

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

stip wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

kinda

Dubious post is dubious.

stip is a golem composed of pure dubiousness

Did you hear that noise about Star Trek not being good?! The entire fuck is that about?!

I don't know, durdencommatyler

Kaius wrote:I don't know, durdencommatyler

What don't you know, Kaius?

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:I don't know, durdencommatyler

What don't you know, Kaius?

The entire fuck that is about.

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:I don't know, durdencommatyler

What don't you know, Kaius?

The entire fuck that is about.

Me either, man. Me either.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Kaius wrote:I don't know, durdencommatyler

What don't you know, Kaius?

The entire fuck that is about.

Me either, man. Me either.

Good talk.

I'm not sure if people are rippin on these in order to buy futures in 'ha! i told you theyd be shit!' or just 'cos they dont believe he can pull it off..

i think he can and will.