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Hot Take: Curry gets traded to the Knicks for some Billy Joel tickets
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PHATJ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Curry broke his hand.

Move over Dolphins, there's a new tank in town!
Holy shit, did he really?
Yup, Warriors just made the official announcement.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:Curry broke his hand.

Move over Dolphins, there's a new tank in town!
Holy shit, did he really?
According to Twitter.
Yep, just saw the highlight :shock:
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Verb is probably still cleaning up his ejaculate.
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*Randy Marsh ectoplasm meme*
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
Bammer wrote:Hot take: W’s would be better if it was Curry injured rather than Thompson
It's certainly a take.
Well now they’re testing the theory.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:Will Ben Simmons get suspended for his stranglehold of Towns?
he should

i love people saying he made KAT tap out. i saw it was KAT slap the ground as in you got 3 seconds to get off me
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Lol that rockets/wizards game
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So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
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Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
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Time to put Draymond in the Harden role!
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verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
Did you mean on Towns?
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Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
Did you mean on Towns?
Yeah. That must have been a freudian slip since what I really want is Ben and Joel to choke each other.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.
Did you mean on Towns?
Yeah. That must have been a freudian slip since what I really want is Ben and Joel to choke each other.
Now that would be entertaining.
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Oh, and fuck Steph
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4/5 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there
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Peeps wrote:
4/5 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there
To be fair, if the kawhi shot doesn't bounce in the sixers probably win the title.
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verb_to_trust wrote:
Peeps wrote:
4/5 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career
This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there
To be fair, if the kawhi shot doesn't bounce in the sixers probably win the title.
I think the Bucks would have beaten the Sixers in the ECF. But yeah, things would have been different. Crazy shot.
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Kendrick Nunn smacking around the Hawks like he did his girlfriend at U of I.
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