Red Mosquito

Hot Take: Curry gets traded to the Knicks for some Billy Joel tickets

PHATJ wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:Curry broke his hand.

Move over Dolphins, there's a new tank in town!

Holy shit, did he really?

Yup, Warriors just made the official announcement.

Monkey_Driven wrote:

PHATJ wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:Curry broke his hand.

Move over Dolphins, there's a new tank in town!

Holy shit, did he really?

According to Twitter.

Yep, just saw the highlight

Verb is probably still cleaning up his ejaculate.

*Randy Marsh ectoplasm meme*

Monkey_Driven wrote:

Bammer wrote:Hot take: W’s would be better if it was Curry injured rather than Thompson

It's certainly a take.

Well now they’re testing the theory.

Monkey_Driven wrote:Will Ben Simmons get suspended for his stranglehold of Towns?

he should

i love people saying he made KAT tap out. i saw it was KAT slap the ground as in you got 3 seconds to get off me

Lol that rockets/wizards game

So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career

Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.

Time to put Draymond in the Harden role!

verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.

Did you mean on Towns?

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.

Did you mean on Towns?

Yeah. That must have been a freudian slip since what I really want is Ben and Joel to choke each other.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career

This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

verb_to_trust wrote:

Monkey_Driven wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Simmons should get suspended for the MMA choke on Embiid. I read something that said him and KAT are tight and he was just trying to restrain him but that whole thing was weird. Someone needs to land a solid punch on Embiid. I'm betting he would start crying.

Did you mean on Towns?

Yeah. That must have been a freudian slip since what I really want is Ben and Joel to choke each other.

Now that would be entertaining.

Oh, and fuck Steph

4/5 wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career

This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there

Peeps wrote:

4/5 wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career

This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there

To be fair, if the kawhi shot doesn't bounce in the sixers probably win the title.

verb_to_trust wrote:

Peeps wrote:

4/5 wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:So Embiid is that guy, huh? Gonna be the premier shit talker that will end up with no achievements in his career

This seems a little bit unfair/premature, doesn't it?

Him talking shit about playoffs is ridiculous considering his team tanked 3 years in a row to get there

To be fair, if the kawhi shot doesn't bounce in the sixers probably win the title.

I think the Bucks would have beaten the Sixers in the ECF. But yeah, things would have been different. Crazy shot.

Kendrick Nunn smacking around the Hawks like he did his girlfriend at U of I.