Page 875 of 961

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 6:04 am
by McParadigm
macphisto wrote:Doesn’t sound worth the risk, but thanks.
Well, we all have to decide for ourselves, I suppose.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 6:05 am
by macphisto
McParadigm wrote:
macphisto wrote:Doesn’t sound worth the risk, but thanks.
Well, we all have to decide for ourselves, I suppose.
I miss the government deciding for us. Much safer.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 6:11 am
by verb_to_trust
McParadigm wrote:
macphisto wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
macphisto wrote:<— Pureblood checking in


Still haven’t had it probably.
Be sure to mask up, buddy
I went to church today and I only saw like two masks and nobody was distancing. It was fkkn scary man.
Wow sounds like every Burgermaster in Seattle, how remarkable.
I bet a homeless guy didn't take a massive shit on the front step of mac's church this morning though

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 12:34 pm
by Peeps
going to church to pray to a imaginary super being sure does sound like getting a shot for some imaginary virus

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 1:28 pm
by verb_to_trust
Maybe you wouldn't be absolutely terrified of death if you had faith in something?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 1:30 pm
by elliseamos
Call the fire department, Peeps just got burned, y'all!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 1:31 pm
by elliseamos
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 1:43 pm
by ---
sometimes i miss the punkdavid account

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 1:52 pm
by elliseamos
Is he a hall of famer?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 2:30 pm
by Peeps
verb_to_trust wrote:Maybe you wouldn't be absolutely terrified of death if you had faith in something?
i have faith you are going to continue to post in this thread and deny everything

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 3:44 pm
by macphisto
Peeps wrote:going to church to pray to a imaginary super being sure does sound like getting a shot for some imaginary virus
Easy there, champ. You've spent the last two years living in fear, worshiping at the altar of a false god (The Science™) and its prophet Fauxi, and believing everything the TV tells you. I don't think you're in a position to be mocking anyone's religious practices.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:02 pm
by verb_to_trust
macphisto wrote:
Peeps wrote:going to church to pray to a imaginary super being sure does sound like getting a shot for some imaginary virus
Easy there, champ. You've spent the last two years living in fear, worshiping at the altar of a false god (The Science™) and its prophet Fauxi, and believing everything the TV tells you. I don't think you're in a position to be mocking anyone's religious practices.
Exactly. If covid has taught us anything it is that humans need to worship something. In an increasingly Godless society, I gotta say, I'm not happy with what has filled that void.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:03 pm
by verb_to_trust
Hopefully Sky Man makes a comeback

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:13 pm
by elliseamos
:facepalm:

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:13 pm
by macphisto
verb_to_trust wrote:
macphisto wrote:
Peeps wrote:going to church to pray to a imaginary super being sure does sound like getting a shot for some imaginary virus
Easy there, champ. You've spent the last two years living in fear, worshiping at the altar of a false god (The Science™) and its prophet Fauxi, and believing everything the TV tells you. I don't think you're in a position to be mocking anyone's religious practices.
Exactly. If covid has taught us anything it is that humans need to worship something. In an increasingly Godless society, I gotta say, I'm not happy with what has filled that void.
The pastor yesterday actually talked about how everyone has a God-shaped hole, and that many people try to fill it with sex n drugs n rock n roll, which was a pretty badass thing to hear at church. I often fill mine with tacos and chicken wings, but I'm trying to be better every day.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:16 pm
by ---
it is not a question of if man will worship, but rather what he will worship

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:34 pm
by verb_to_trust
Why would anyone choose boosters over sex and drugs?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:42 pm
by spike
verb_to_trust wrote:
macphisto wrote:
Peeps wrote:going to church to pray to a imaginary super being sure does sound like getting a shot for some imaginary virus
Easy there, champ. You've spent the last two years living in fear, worshiping at the altar of a false god (The Science™) and its prophet Fauxi, and believing everything the TV tells you. I don't think you're in a position to be mocking anyone's religious practices.
Exactly. If covid has taught us anything it is that humans need to worship something. In an increasingly Godless society, I gotta say, I'm not happy with what has filled that void.
Guns?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:45 pm
by JuanHamm
Spike, please just leave this thread behind. Just let Mac, Thodoks and Verb jerk each other into oblivion.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Mon April 18, 2022 4:47 pm
by spike
JuanHamm wrote:Spike, please just leave this thread behind. Just let Mac, Thodoks and Verb jerk each other into oblivion.
Can you?