The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[E.H. Ruddock]

That Ben-hur remake looked bad, then i saw Morgan Freeman is in it and has dreads. :/

[BurtReynolds]

Whenever I see Morgan Freeman in a movie I think "there's Morgan Freeman." He immediately takes me out of the movie. Maybe that's what Trag feels like when he sees Tom Cruise.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[BurtReynolds]

tired of superheroes and talking animals?

1. "Finding Dory" ($473.9 million)
2. "Captain America: Civil War" ($407.2 million)
3. "Deadpool" ($363.1 million)
4. "The Jungle Book" ($362.7 million)
5. "Zootopia" ($341.3 million)
6. "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" ($330.4 million)
7. "The Secret Life of Pets" ($319.6 million)
8. "X-Men: Apocalypse" ($155.4 million)
9. "Kung Fu Panda 3″ ($143.5 million)
10. "Suicide Squad" ($135.1 million)

[epilogue]

What does that list represent? I mean besides superheroes and talking animals.

[Strat]

What does that list represent? I mean besides superheroes and talking animals.

Im guessing these are the highest grossing movies of the year and these types of movies are going nowhere.

[BurtReynolds]

What does that list represent? I mean besides superheroes and talking animals.

Im guessing these are the highest grossing movies of the year and these types of movies are going nowhere.

yeah. Domestic.

[Strat]

go star wars

[BurtReynolds]

Remember when crossing the hundred million mark was a big deal?

[Strat]

Remember when crossing the hundred million mark was a big deal?

up the ante baby

[Strat]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

[epilogue]

What does that list represent? I mean besides superheroes and talking animals.

Im guessing these are the highest grossing movies of the year and these types of movies are going nowhere.

yeah. Domestic.

That's what I thought. But I wasn't sure.

[BurtReynolds]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

[Strat]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

[BurtReynolds]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

did you see that sweet 2 second clip I made yesterday? Only took me all day lol.

[epilogue]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Strat]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what if you loved batman v sup?

[epilogue]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what if you loved batman v sup?

I mean, I might. But we'll still love each other if I do, right?

[Strat]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what if you loved batman v sup?

I mean, I might. But we'll still love each other if I do, right?

Maybe

[epilogue]

everything is cgi and computer. why does this shit cost so much? Burt could make b v Sup on his fucking laptop

yeah totally

Draw a couple cartoons, drag the camera across them super fast, make an explosion noise and have super intense music for us.

Go!

BBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

what if you loved batman v sup?

I mean, I might. But we'll still love each other if I do, right?

Maybe