Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I hope this is the only appearance of Jar Jar, on the wall of some retired Storm Trooper's home:

[Norah]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

[epilogue]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.

[epilogue]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.

Exactly. And look how that turned out.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.

Exactly. And look how that turned out.

So in Episode VII, the spawn of Luke is probably going to be a whiny little bitch too.

[Norah]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

He was pretty whiny in Empire too, man.

[epilogue]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

He was pretty whiny in Empire too, man.

Yeah, but he gets a pass because he made out with his sister, lost his hand, and got molested by a creepier in a swamp.

[epilogue]

Well, sure, but isn't that obvious? Did anyone ever really doubt that Luke fucking Skywalker would make a cool wizened old jedi? I'm being serious.

I did. I have little hope for whiny little bitches like that.

If his last appearance had been A New Hope, I'd agree.

Anakin was a whiny little bitch too.

Exactly. And look how that turned out.

So in Episode VII, the spawn of Luke is probably going to be a whiny little bitch too.

If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is? And is she still around? And if so, is she hiding out with Luke? And if not, why?

[McParadigm]

If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?

It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.

Either way it's hot.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?

It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.

Either way it's hot.

Maybe Luke and Han hooked up?

[spike]

do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?

[McParadigm]

do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?

I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?

I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.

[epilogue]

If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?

It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.

Either way it's hot.

I bet they have prostitutes on Tatooine.

[epilogue]

do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?

I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.

Well that's just outstanding.

[spike]

do you guys think chewy will have gray hairs?

I'm adding "joke where Han notices a grey hair on Chewie" to my "well, they'll have this in there" list.

i hope han is still rocking a vest

[Jorge]

If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?

It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.

Either way it's hot.

I bet they have prostitutes on Tatooine.

Prostitooines.

[epilogue]

If Luke has a kid, who do we think the mother is?

It's pretty much gotta be his sister or that old lady with the bowl cut from the third movie.

Either way it's hot.

I bet they have prostitutes on Tatooine.

Prostitooines.

Now I'm a-cummin alright.

[stip]

I'm not sure if people are rippin on these in order to buy futures in 'ha! i told you theyd be shit!' or just 'cos they dont believe he can pull it off..

i think he can and will.

I am very confident these will be a blast